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British Lad · 16th Dec 2010, 11:27 AM

What are your faverate lines you have heard some body say in films, TV, books and maybe who sayed them.
mine are:
I'll be back: Terminator
Normally I spread peace and good cheer around, But in your case a good ass kicking is more in order: unknown
yeepy ky aye motherf*****: John McClane

midwestblues · 16th Dec 2010, 11:52 AM

"Did you ever pick your teeth up with broken fingers?" --Fergus, The Crying Game

malachite · 16th Dec 2010, 12:15 PM

This gonna be fun!!!!!

"Oh, that right Private Pyle, DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO GET TO THE TOP OF THE F

ING OBSTICAL. If God had wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, RIGHT?!"

"Who said that? WHO THE F

SAID THAT! Who is the sorry, little communist-twinkle toes-cocks

er, who just signed his own death warrent? Nobody huh? THE FAIRY F

ING GODMOTHER SAID IT! "

"Did your parents ever have any children that lived?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"I be they regret that!"

"What's your excuse?"
"Sir, excuse for what, sir?"
"I'M ASKING THE F

ING QUESTIONS HERE PRIVATE! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Well, thank you very much, may I be in charge for a while?"

Full Metal Jacket, Drill Srgnt. Hartman

malachite · 16th Dec 2010, 02:07 PM

"People shouldn't fear the Government, the Government should fear the people."
V for vendetta

Z3ni · 16th Dec 2010, 02:45 PM

Astalavista.......baby

You are mine now!!!.. You belong to me!!

Who is you daddy.. and what does he do.

Connor22 · 16th Dec 2010, 03:14 PM

"now the good lord often works in mysterious ways, but what we have here is sixty two tons of tungsten spewing deevine eeeintervention"

"Am I right Marines?"
"Sir, Yes Sir"
"MHM damn right I am"

Sergent Johnson, roughest , toughest, meanest son of a bitch ever to walk the Halo universe

partietraumatic · 16th Dec 2010, 04:07 PM

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

confusedgirl · 16th Dec 2010, 04:33 PM

"well sorry for changing it's good a thing you've still stayed the same your still a B

ch"

Degrassi season 7

Harve · 16th Dec 2010, 04:48 PM

+ YouTube Video

"You guys got any milk?"

malachite · 16th Dec 2010, 04:53 PM

"I can't shoot my own mother...not with paint anyway."

"As far as I can make out, edgy occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy -- not to mention the spending money -- out of the "youth culture." So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan."

"Did I wake you? I guess that means you haven't been murdered, well thats good."

"I'll just stay in and curl up with a good dose of strychnine."

"How was your day, Kiddo?"
"Great I heard a new voice inside my head."

"Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough its almost like depth."

"Don't worry I don't have low self esteem, its a mistake....I have low esteem for everyone else."

"I think he is doing just fine...concidering he missed out on evolution."

-Daria (My favorite high school outcast)

Zontar · 16th Dec 2010, 05:07 PM

"What's that one game show where they ask all the questions?"

"...everyone's coughing and hacking...sounds like they all got the sardonic plague!!"

"MS-DOS? I think we're on like, MS-SIETE now...Windows 7, so yeah, it runs MS-SIETE underneath."

"How do you forget your PIN number? I write mine right on the back of the card...they give you a space for it, you know."

"I LOVE Lucianno Papparazzi's Christmas songs!!"

"Bill finally found his Blue Oyster Cult record yesterday...he was happier than shit rolling in pig."

All of these from my friend's twitter page.

RedState · 16th Dec 2010, 05:17 PM

"Why don't you give me some of that dick...because I know you brought it with ya"--random line I heard at a gay club.

NickT · 16th Dec 2010, 05:46 PM

"You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual...the opposite of straight you're gay. I know it your family knows it...DOGS know it! Everyone seems to know it except YOU!"

kettlkorn · 16th Dec 2010, 07:18 PM

"You said it man- nobody fucks with the Jesus!" The Big Lebowski

"Get away from her you bitch!" Aliens

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

"We named the dog Indiana"

"In hebrew Jehovah is spelled with an I"

midwestblues · 16th Dec 2010, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kettlkorn

"Get away from her you bitch!" Aliens

Zomg I was just going to post that.

Gaetan · 16th Dec 2010, 08:20 PM

"I am matter...
I am anti-matter...
I can see your past...
I can see your future...
I consume time...
..AND I WILL CONSUME YOU!"

partietraumatic · 17th Dec 2010, 04:23 AM

'How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?'

'Will somebody please pass the fucking asparagus'

redsapphire · 17th Dec 2010, 04:36 AM

So they're not from movies, just cool T shirts:
'I hear voices and they don't like you!'
'I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't stick my head that far up my ass'

malachite · 17th Dec 2010, 08:52 AM

Street fighter was a horrible movie, but it did have a few good lines.

A van is rolling toward Bison's tent, it is being shown a small TV.
Zangief:"Quick! Change the channel!!!"

Balrog:"Hey Honda, gimme your hand."
Honda:"We've only been in jail 2 hours, maybe next month."

Bison:"Identify yourself!"
Guile:"This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is 6 months over due, and its mine!"

Bison:"You have made me a happy man."
Guile:"Next, I'll make you a dead one."

ok455 · 17th Dec 2010, 10:22 PM

Zontar i love the atm card thing it was funny

If you don't like gay people don't marry them-Whoopi Goldberg

Opportunity is knocking but no one is answering- I remember hearing that on Australian Version of Weakest Link

You couldn't be any gayer even if your name was Gay Gayerson!-Roseanne

I don't need this my man has two jobs-Rochelle on everyone hates chris says this all the time.

16th Dec 2010, 11:27 AM	#1
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	The Coolest lines any body has sayed What are your faverate lines you have heard some body say in films, TV, books and maybe who sayed them. mine are: I'll be back: Terminator Normally I spread peace and good cheer around, But in your case a good ass kicking is more in order: unknown yeepy ky aye motherf*****: John McClane __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

16th Dec 2010, 11:52 AM	#2
midwestblues O hai Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: North Dakota Age: 21 Posts: 481 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "Did you ever pick your teeth up with broken fingers?" --Fergus, The Crying Game

16th Dec 2010, 12:15 PM	#3
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed This gonna be fun!!!!! "Oh, that right Private Pyle, DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO GET TO THE TOP OF THE FING OBSTICAL. If God had wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, RIGHT?!" "Who said that? WHO THE F SAID THAT! Who is the sorry, little communist-twinkle toes-cockser, who just signed his own death warrent? Nobody huh? THE FAIRY FING GODMOTHER SAID IT! " "Did your parents ever have any children that lived?" "Sir, yes, sir!" "I be they regret that!" "What's your excuse?" "Sir, excuse for what, sir?" "I'M ASKING THE FING QUESTIONS HERE PRIVATE! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!" "Sir, yes, sir!" "Well, thank you very much, may I be in charge for a while?" Full Metal Jacket, Drill Srgnt. Hartman __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away. Last edited by malachite; 16th Dec 2010 at 12:20 PM..

16th Dec 2010, 02:07 PM	#4
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "People shouldn't fear the Government, the Government should fear the people." V for vendetta __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

16th Dec 2010, 02:45 PM	#5
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,082 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed Astalavista.......baby You are mine now!!!.. You belong to me!! Who is you daddy.. and what does he do. __________________ Through pain, lies success.

16th Dec 2010, 03:14 PM	#6
Connor22 Stopped being (as) vague Full Member Gender: yes Orientation: up the bender Out Status: burned Narnia :D Location: Norn Iron Age: 17 Posts: 1,547 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "now the good lord often works in mysterious ways, but what we have here is sixty two tons of tungsten spewing deevine eeeintervention" "Am I right Marines?" "Sir, Yes Sir" "MHM damn right I am" Sergent Johnson, roughest , toughest, meanest son of a bitch ever to walk the Halo universe __________________ Kindness is a gift. Share it.

16th Dec 2010, 04:07 PM	#7
partietraumatic A gay heteropolitan? Full Member Gender: Male Out Status: Enough for now Location: Oxford and Birmingham, UK Age: 20 Posts: 1,300 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed I am Jack's smirking revenge. __________________ 'Im not your toy and this isn't another girl meets boy'

16th Dec 2010, 04:33 PM	#8
confusedgirl EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Genderqueer Orientation: Panaexual Out Status: kinda lost count lol Location: nothin but dry desert here no beach either Age: 19 Posts: 263 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "well sorry for changing it's good a thing you've still stayed the same your still a Bch" Degrassi season 7 __________________ you wanna know more more more about me I'm the one thats sweepin you off your feet hey hey get tangled up in me

16th Dec 2010, 04:53 PM	#10
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "I can't shoot my own mother...not with paint anyway." "As far as I can make out, edgy occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy -- not to mention the spending money -- out of the "youth culture." So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan." "Did I wake you? I guess that means you haven't been murdered, well thats good." "I'll just stay in and curl up with a good dose of strychnine." "How was your day, Kiddo?" "Great I heard a new voice inside my head." "Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough its almost like depth." "Don't worry I don't have low self esteem, its a mistake....I have low esteem for everyone else." "I think he is doing just fine...concidering he missed out on evolution." -Daria (My favorite high school outcast) __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away. Last edited by malachite; 16th Dec 2010 at 05:07 PM..

16th Dec 2010, 05:07 PM	#11
Zontar Mister Funny Man Full Member Gender: Male Location: Binghampton, NY Posts: 1,534 Join Date: Oct 2010	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "What's that one game show where they ask all the questions?" "...everyone's coughing and hacking...sounds like they all got the sardonic plague!!" "MS-DOS? I think we're on like, MS-SIETE now...Windows 7, so yeah, it runs MS-SIETE underneath." "How do you forget your PIN number? I write mine right on the back of the card...they give you a space for it, you know." "I LOVE Lucianno Papparazzi's Christmas songs!!" "Bill finally found his Blue Oyster Cult record yesterday...he was happier than shit rolling in pig." All of these from my friend's twitter page. __________________ Get up and open your eyes...Don't ever let yourself ever fall down... Get through it and learn how to fly...I know you'll find a way...today. -Days of the New, "Dirty Road"

16th Dec 2010, 05:17 PM	#12
RedState The Grendel to Everyone's Beowulf Full Member Gender: Male Out Status: 2 Location: The Southeastern Conference Age: 30 Posts: 1,447 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "Why don't you give me some of that dick...because I know you brought it with ya"--random line I heard at a gay club. __________________

16th Dec 2010, 05:46 PM	#13
NickT Mr. Grammar Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Kentucky Posts: 985 Join Date: Sep 2009	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual...the opposite of straight you're gay. I know it your family knows it...DOGS know it! Everyone seems to know it except YOU!" __________________ Gay Pride!

16th Dec 2010, 07:18 PM	#14
kettlkorn the mogslayer Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Totally Straight Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bolivar, OH Age: 22 Posts: 708 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "You said it man- nobody fucks with the Jesus!" The Big Lebowski "Get away from her you bitch!" Aliens Connor: Now you will receive us. Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. Connor: We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim. Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down. Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it. Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish. "We named the dog Indiana" "In hebrew Jehovah is spelled with an I"

16th Dec 2010, 08:20 PM	#16
Gaetan DON'T TOUCH THE HAT! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Immediate Family and Friends Location: Idaho, USA Age: 25 Posts: 1,098 Join Date: Sep 2009	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed "I am matter... I am anti-matter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... *..AND I WILL CONSUME YOU!" __________________ Those who say it cannot be done, shouldn't interrupt the people doing it.*

17th Dec 2010, 04:23 AM	#17
partietraumatic A gay heteropolitan? Full Member Gender: Male Out Status: Enough for now Location: Oxford and Birmingham, UK Age: 20 Posts: 1,300 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed 'How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?' 'Will somebody please pass the fucking asparagus' __________________ 'Im not your toy and this isn't another girl meets boy'

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ok455 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Can't tell L!O!L Age: 24 Posts: 437 Join Date: May 2005	Re: The Coolest lines any body has sayed Zontar i love the atm card thing it was funny If you don't like gay people don't marry them-Whoopi Goldberg Opportunity is knocking but no one is answering- I remember hearing that on Australian Version of Weakest Link You couldn't be any gayer even if your name was Gay Gayerson!-Roseanne I don't need this my man has two jobs-Rochelle on everyone hates chris says this all the time. __________________ http://209.50.252.116/smile.gif Last edited by ok455; 17th Dec 2010 at 10:27 PM..