The Coolest lines any body has sayed

What are your faverate lines you have heard some body say in films, TV, books and maybe who sayed them.
mine are:
I'll be back: Terminator
Normally I spread peace and good cheer around, But in your case a good ass kicking is more in order: unknown
yeepy ky aye motherf*****: John McClane

 

"Did you ever pick your teeth up with broken fingers?" --Fergus, The Crying Game

 

This gonna be fun!!!!!

"Oh, that right Private Pyle, DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO GET TO THE TOP OF THE F:***:ING OBSTICAL. If God had wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, RIGHT?!"

"Who said that? WHO THE F:***: SAID THAT! Who is the sorry, little communist-twinkle toes-cocks:***:er, who just signed his own death warrent? Nobody huh? THE FAIRY F:***:ING GODMOTHER SAID IT! "

"Did your parents ever have any children that lived?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"I be they regret that!"

"What's your excuse?"
"Sir, excuse for what, sir?"
"I'M ASKING THE F:***:ING QUESTIONS HERE PRIVATE! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Well, thank you very much, may I be in charge for a while?"

Full Metal Jacket, Drill Srgnt. Hartman

 

"People shouldn't fear the Government, the Government should fear the people."
V for vendetta

 

Astalavista.......baby

You are mine now!!!.. You belong to me!!

Who is you daddy.. and what does he do.

 

"now the good lord often works in mysterious ways, but what we have here is sixty two tons of tungsten spewing deevine eeeintervention"

"Am I right Marines?"
"Sir, Yes Sir"
"MHM damn right I am"

Sergent Johnson, roughest , toughest, meanest son of a bitch ever to walk the Halo universe

 

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

 

"well sorry for changing it's good a thing you've still stayed the same your still a B:***:ch"

Degrassi season 7

 

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"You guys got any milk?"

 

"I can't shoot my own mother...not with paint anyway."

"As far as I can make out, edgy occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy -- not to mention the spending money -- out of the "youth culture." So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan."

"Did I wake you? I guess that means you haven't been murdered, well thats good."

"I'll just stay in and curl up with a good dose of strychnine."

"How was your day, Kiddo?"
"Great I heard a new voice inside my head."

"Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough its almost like depth."

"Don't worry I don't have low self esteem, its a mistake....I have low esteem for everyone else."

"I think he is doing just fine...concidering he missed out on evolution."

-Daria (My favorite high school outcast)

 

"What's that one game show where they ask all the questions?"

"...everyone's coughing and hacking...sounds like they all got the sardonic plague!!"

"MS-DOS? I think we're on like, MS-SIETE now...Windows 7, so yeah, it runs MS-SIETE underneath."

"How do you forget your PIN number? I write mine right on the back of the card...they give you a space for it, you know."

"I LOVE Lucianno Papparazzi's Christmas songs!!"

"Bill finally found his Blue Oyster Cult record yesterday...he was happier than shit rolling in pig."

All of these from my friend's twitter page.

 

"Why don't you give me some of that dick...because I know you brought it with ya"--random line I heard at a gay club.

 

"You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual...the opposite of straight you're gay. I know it your family knows it...DOGS know it! Everyone seems to know it except YOU!"

 

"You said it man- nobody fucks with the Jesus!" The Big Lebowski

"Get away from her you bitch!" Aliens

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

"We named the dog Indiana"

"In hebrew Jehovah is spelled with an I"

 

Zomg I was just going to post that.

 

"I am matter...
I am anti-matter...
I can see your past...
I can see your future...
I consume time...
..AND I WILL CONSUME YOU!"

 

'How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?'

'Will somebody please pass the fucking asparagus'

 

So they're not from movies, just cool T shirts:
'I hear voices and they don't like you!'
'I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't stick my head that far up my ass'

 

Street fighter was a horrible movie, but it did have a few good lines.

A van is rolling toward Bison's tent, it is being shown a small TV.
Zangief:"Quick! Change the channel!!!"

Balrog:"Hey Honda, gimme your hand."
Honda:"We've only been in jail 2 hours, maybe next month."

Bison:"Identify yourself!"
Guile:"This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is 6 months over due, and its mine!"

Bison:"You have made me a happy man."
Guile:"Next, I'll make you a dead one."

 

Zontar i love the atm card thing it was funny

If you don't like gay people don't marry them-Whoopi Goldberg

Opportunity is knocking but no one is answering- I remember hearing that on Australian Version of Weakest Link


You couldn't be any gayer even if your name was Gay Gayerson!-Roseanne

I don't need this my man has two jobs-Rochelle on everyone hates chris says this all the time.