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Old 27th Jan 2011, 02:35 PM   #1
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Default Funny transsexual true story I read on a forum.

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Last winter I was in Chicago and got snowed in at my hotel so I headed down to the bar to the bar for a drink.

There was five businessmen and a female bartender. After about two hours, the bartender was talking about how much of a dog men could be, and I said "You're right, and I should know - I spent most of my life trying to live as one."

The man next to me said, "I've never met a transsexual before."

I said "Yes you have, you just didn't know it."

He replied, "Oh, I would be able to tell the difference."

I laughed and said, "Is that why you have been buying me drinks for two hours then?"
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Old 27th Jan 2011, 04:05 PM   #2
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Default Re: Funny transsexual true story I read on a forum.

I love this.
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Old 27th Jan 2011, 04:07 PM   #3
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Default Re: Funny transsexual true story I read on a forum.

Awesome. xD
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Old 27th Jan 2011, 04:29 PM   #4
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I lol'd
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