Weird Advices?

[TheJoker]

3 years ago i went to phyciatrist because i was so confused and depressed about my sexuality.My father was there.I asked and told him some stuffs about me.He said that i shouldn't look life as black & white. (which was cool.) But after he started weird question about my fantasies and stuff.
"When you watch porn do you put yourself situation of girl or man?"
"What is your fetish? Breasts,ass,penis?"
"Do you want to touch guy's ass,penis?"
"What was your sexual experience with opposite sex?"
It was quite uncomfortable to answer them infront of my father
Oh, and he advised my father to take me to the whorehouse.

What was weirdest (not cool) advices you get from your relatives,friends,phyciatrists?!

[Ghostly]

Oh wow...

well one time my 8th grade teacher told me not audition for a certain school because I was only going to dissapoint myself, I really regret listening to her now, because there could have a really good chance for me to get into that school but it is already too late -.-

[maverick]

My college English professor told me if I wanted to be a writer to become a dishwasher or a clerk, not an English professor.

[Zontar]

When I asked a girl once how I should go about getting a girlfriend, she told me to "get plastic surgery."

[Lexington]

We used to have a big Christmas dinner for our company at a really fancy restaurant each year. One year, I was sitting next to Zachary, who worked in the creative department. He was straight (or at least had a longterm girlfriend), but he was the type where it wouldn't have shocked anybody to find out he was bisexual. Anyway, we spent most of the night talking to people other than each other - not because we disliked each other or anything, but we simply knew other people more, and talked to them more. About halfway through the meal, talk had died down a bit, and out of nowhere, Zachary leaned back and whispered to me.

"...Lex?"
"...yeah?"
"...do you like anal sex?"

I didn't know how to respond to that, so I sort of shrugged in a "it's OK" sort of way. Zachary leaned back up and resumed eating for about half a minute. Then he leaned back again and whispered, "It's really good."

We never talked about it again.

Lex

[TheJoker]

Haha..that was weird and funny!

[Aya McCabre]

When I came out to my friend she told me off for not doing it when everyone else did in highschool..... And then told me that next time I come out to her I should do it sooner.
......next time.....?

- "My head hurts. "
"Kill yourself"

[Ghostly]

Originally Posted by Gothitil

- "My head hurts. "
"Kill yourself"

D; who gave you that advice!

[TyPod]

Originally Posted by Lexington

Zachary leaned back up and resumed eating for about half a minute. Then he leaned back again and whispered, "It's really good."

We never talked about it again.

Lex

This made me chuckle

[kettlkorn]

My dad always used to say if things are really difficult in life, then what you're doing isn't "what the good lord wants you to do." Which sounds pretty dumb to me, because that would mean nothing in life is intended to be difficult. That I should give up when the going gets tough. Total bs lol

[Ralivar]

Not advice as such but when I was about 10 I had a teacher tell me that I wouldn't be able to get a job because of the way that I held my pen.

[TheJoker]

Originally Posted by kettlkorn

My dad always used to say if things are really difficult in life, then what you're doing isn't "what the good lord wants you to do." Which sounds pretty dumb to me, because that would mean nothing in life is intended to be difficult. That I should give up when the going gets tough. Total bs lol

Religion is bullshit.

[Morphim]

When I was in 2nd grade, my teacher told me (AND my mom, it was a parent-teacher-child-meeting) to play football (soccer) so I'd be popular with girls.

[haelmarie]

Originally Posted by maverick

My college English professor told me if I wanted to be a writer to become a dishwasher or a clerk, not an English professor.

Well English professors are usually pretty consumed with academic duties and such - not much time to write your own stuff.

[maverick]

Originally Posted by haelmarie

Well English professors are usually pretty consumed with academic duties and such - not much time to write your own stuff.

That was basically her point. She told me to seek a job with the lowest amount of personal responsibility.

[kettlkorn]

Originally Posted by misunderstood

Religion is bullshit.

That wasn't really the point of my post...

[TheJoker]

Originally Posted by kettlkorn

That wasn't really the point of my post...

[Steve]

Few years ago i wanted to learn archery , and my dad adviced me it was just because i finished seeing an indiana jones movie. Of course i said that i really wanted to learn archery so he said

Remind me every day for half a year that you want to learn archery and i will buy you a bow and get a teacher.

Of course after a week i forgot about it o.0

[Z3ni]

"Don't be a gay man"