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I'm your new Advisor!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Gretchen Weiners, Mar 31, 2011.

  1. Gretchen Weiners

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    Hi you grotsky little byotch,

    I thought I would come along and help those of you who are simply too gay to function. EC has kindly offered me the role of Advisor because of how popular I am. :love:

    Although with a thread like Post Secrets I can't promise I won't reveal anything. Who knows? I might even make fetch happen. :wink:

    Gretchen. <3
    xxxx
     
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    I am like so much prettier than you. So be careful. -_-
     
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    hahahaha.
     
  4. Gretchen Weiners

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    You're not that popular though. Your hair may be big but it lacks any exciting secrets.

    And that top you are wearing in your pictures! You *totally* forgot to call your friends and ask if that looks good on you.

    Gretchen. <3
    xxxx
     
  5. Random Dent

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    I've always liked the name Gretchen. <3 :grin:
     
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    Best. News. Ever.
     
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    Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!

    And how are you an advisor with only four posts? I've been around 6 years and am still only a Full Member...not fair.
     
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    I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

    Gretchen. <3
    xxxx
     
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    Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
     
  10. Random Dent

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    Says you're an "Empty" Member... =\

    God I'm slow...didn't realize EC was hacked...yikes.
     
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    My member is not empty ._.
     
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    i find this entertaining xD
     
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    Due to reality, that isn't possible. I was still a virgin back then, homie.
     
  15. Random Dent

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    of course it's not,love. :wink:
     
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    Gretchen, get the fuck off my internet. You are a sorry substitute for God who was much more creative in his wrath upon EC.
     
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    At least mine isn't bad: EC Addict, I'll admit I visit like 30 times a day. Did seem quite appropriate though, love the whole April Fools thing.
     
  18. Shevanel

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    That's not apart of it, actually.
     
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    I knew a girl like you once. Her name was Dawn Schweitzer.

    Gretchen. <3
    xxxx
     
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    Welcome to EC, Gretchen! <3