I'm your new Advisor! - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

Gretchen Weiners · 31st Mar 2011, 09:52 PM

Hi you grotsky little byotch,

I thought I would come along and help those of you who are simply too gay to function. EC has kindly offered me the role of Advisor because of how popular I am.

Although with a thread like Post Secrets I can't promise I won't reveal anything. Who knows? I might even make fetch happen.

Gretchen. <3
xxxx

Shevanel · 31st Mar 2011, 10:08 PM

I am like so much prettier than you. So be careful. -_-

Austin · 31st Mar 2011, 10:10 PM

hahahaha.

Gretchen Weiners · 31st Mar 2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Shevanel

I am like so much prettier than you. So be careful. -_-

You're not that popular though. Your hair may be big but it lacks any exciting secrets.

And that top you are wearing in your pictures! You *totally* forgot to call your friends and ask if that looks good on you.

Gretchen. <3
xxxx

Random Dent · 31st Mar 2011, 10:17 PM

I've always liked the name Gretchen. <3

Beachboi92 · 31st Mar 2011, 10:19 PM

Best. News. Ever.

Revan · 31st Mar 2011, 10:28 PM

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!

And how are you an advisor with only four posts? I've been around 6 years and am still only a Full Member...not fair.

Gretchen Weiners · 31st Mar 2011, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Revan

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!

And how are you an advisor with only four posts? I've been around 6 years and am still only a Full Member...not fair.

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Gretchen. <3
xxxx

Revan · 31st Mar 2011, 10:37 PM

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

Random Dent · 31st Mar 2011, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Revan

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!

And how are you an advisor with only four posts? I've been around 6 years and am still only a Full Member...not fair.

Says you're an "Empty" Member... =\

God I'm slow...didn't realize EC was hacked...yikes.

Shevanel · 31st Mar 2011, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Random Dent

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Originally Posted by Revan

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!

And how are you an advisor with only four posts? I've been around 6 years and am still only a Full Member...not fair.

Says you're an "Empty" Member... =\

My member is not empty ._.

Gretchen Weiners · 31st Mar 2011, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Shevanel

My member is not empty ._.

I read you pump guys until their member is empty.

I know you posted this: http://www.emptyclosets.com/forum/sh...7&postcount=36

I'm totally putting that in the burn book!

Gretchen. <3
xxxx

Beachboi92 · 31st Mar 2011, 10:49 PM

i find this entertaining xD

Shevanel · 31st Mar 2011, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gretchen Weiners

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shevanel

My member is not empty ._.

I read you pump guys until their member is empty.

I know you posted this: http://www.emptyclosets.com/forum/sh...7&postcount=36

I'm totally putting that in the burn book!

Gretchen. <3
xxxx

Due to reality, that isn't possible. I was still a virgin back then, homie.

Random Dent · 31st Mar 2011, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Shevanel

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Originally Posted by Random Dent

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Originally Posted by Revan

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!

And how are you an advisor with only four posts? I've been around 6 years and am still only a Full Member...not fair.

Says you're an "Empty" Member... =\

My member is not empty ._.

of course it's not,love.

olides84 · 31st Mar 2011, 10:52 PM

Gretchen, get the fuck off my internet. You are a sorry substitute for God who was much more creative in his wrath upon EC.

Revan · 31st Mar 2011, 10:53 PM

At least mine isn't bad: EC Addict, I'll admit I visit like 30 times a day. Did seem quite appropriate though, love the whole April Fools thing.

Shevanel · 31st Mar 2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Revan

At least mine isn't bad: EC Addict, I'll admit I visit like 30 times a day. Did seem quite appropriate though, love the whole April Fools thing.

That's not apart of it, actually.

Gretchen Weiners · 31st Mar 2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Shevanel

Due to reality, that isn't possible. I was still a virgin back then, homie.

I knew a girl like you once. Her name was Dawn Schweitzer.

Gretchen. <3
xxxx

**lostinthought9** · 31st Mar 2011, 10:54 PM

Welcome to EC, Gretchen! <3

31st Mar 2011, 09:52 PM	#1
Gretchen Weiners Secrets Exposer Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Straight but curious Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Illionois Posts: 31 Join Date: Mar 2011	I'm your new Advisor! Hi you grotsky little byotch, I thought I would come along and help those of you who are simply too gay to function. EC has kindly offered me the role of Advisor because of how popular I am. Although with a thread like Post Secrets I can't promise I won't reveal anything. Who knows? I might even make fetch happen. Gretchen. <3 xxxx

31st Mar 2011, 10:08 PM	#2
Shevanel One Is Light. One Is Dark. Full Member Gender: The Dude Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everybody and Your Mom. Location: Bolivar, Ohio (From NY though) Age: 21 Posts: 7,672 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: I'm your new Advisor! I am like so much prettier than you. So be careful. -_- __________________ If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out... Be patient.

31st Mar 2011, 10:10 PM	#3
Austin Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most people in my life. Location: Orange County, California, USA Age: 19 Posts: 1,790 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: I'm your new Advisor! hahahaha. __________________ Can I sail through the changing ocean tides, can I handle the seasons of my life?

31st Mar 2011, 10:17 PM	#5
Random Dent Liebe ist für alle da! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: La la la ladies Out Status: I don't care who knows Location: California Age: 27 Posts: 1,692 Join Date: Feb 2011	Re: I'm your new Advisor! I've always liked the name Gretchen. <3 __________________ No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody Rita Mae Brown

31st Mar 2011, 10:19 PM	#6
Beachboi92 Occasionally Caddy Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: queer Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Frederick Maryland Age: 19 Posts: 2,226 Join Date: Jul 2009	Re: I'm your new Advisor! Best. News. Ever. __________________ All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality. David Allan Coe

31st Mar 2011, 10:28 PM	#7
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,564 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: I'm your new Advisor! Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen! And how are you an advisor with only four posts? I've been around 6 years and am still only a Full Member...not fair. __________________ "Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" - Miranda Priestly. Strength is not defined by physical capacity, but by indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just wind up screwing yourself.

31st Mar 2011, 10:37 PM	#9
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,564 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: I'm your new Advisor! Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now. __________________ "Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" - Miranda Priestly. Strength is not defined by physical capacity, but by indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just wind up screwing yourself.

31st Mar 2011, 10:49 PM	#13
Beachboi92 Occasionally Caddy Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: queer Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Frederick Maryland Age: 19 Posts: 2,226 Join Date: Jul 2009	Re: I'm your new Advisor! i find this entertaining xD __________________ All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality. David Allan Coe

31st Mar 2011, 10:52 PM	#16
olides84 stranger in a strange land Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty much Location: Belgium Posts: 1,042 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: I'm your new Advisor! Gretchen, get the fuck off my internet. You are a sorry substitute for God who was much more creative in his wrath upon EC.

31st Mar 2011, 10:53 PM	#17
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,564 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: I'm your new Advisor! At least mine isn't bad: EC Addict, I'll admit I visit like 30 times a day. Did seem quite appropriate though, love the whole April Fools thing. __________________ "Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" - Miranda Priestly. Strength is not defined by physical capacity, but by indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just wind up screwing yourself.

31st Mar 2011, 10:54 PM	#20
lostinthought9 EC's Biggest Xena Fan EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Louisiana Age: 21 Posts: 2,059 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: I'm your new Advisor! Welcome to EC, Gretchen! <3 __________________