Actually, I will tell you, we all go this in the mail one day: Are you disillusioned by your lifestyle? Do you want more from life besides monster truck shows? Do Budweiser commercials confuse you? Are you tired of being a year behind in fashion? Do you wish you had a nice apartment like the ones you see on "Will & Grace"? YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Act now, and you'll be on your way to living a fabulous, glamorous life as a HOMOSEXUAL! We are now recruiting heterosexual men ages 18-65 to become homosexuals. Let us assist you in your transformation from bland to beautiful! We'll give you all the steps you'll need to be a happy fairy, such as: Drag Queen make-up tips! How to have sex with a man WITHOUT the six pack of beer! How to decorate with frills and throw pillows to brighten up any room! Essential Madonna and Cher records to own That tongue trick invented circa 1978 in some alley in NYC Ricky Martin's fan club address Style and grooming tips NO self respecting gay would be without (hope you're not too attached to that uni-brow) How to wear a G-string with poise and dignity (we'll insert a few bucks to get you started) Finger-snapping lessons, and a dialect coach to assist in "gaylingo" Learn important historical dates, like: the year Donna Summer won her first Grammy, Barbra's wedding anniversary, and the day Judy died! ACT NOW AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A GOLD-PLATED CLOSET DOOR HINGE TO SYMBOLIZE YOUR FREEDOM! Don't delay any longer! Do you want to have more women hanging off you than when you were straight? Aren't you tired of the snickers whenever you walk into a room? Call 1-800-976-HOMO to BEGIN YOUR LIFE AS A FABULOUS ***!!! Call today. Operators are standing by . . . . . (I thought it was quite funny )
That tongue trick invented circa 1978 in some alley in NYC I laughed at that... I found the ending to be funny. I could imagine one of those t.v commercial voices being all excited and saying these things.
Brilliant! "Do you want to have more women hanging off you than when you were straight? " Haha...Too bad it doesn't work for women though...
:roflmao: That tongue trick invented circa 1978 in some alley in NYC Hmmmm all i can think of is Gene Simmons How to wear a G-string with poise and dignity (we'll insert a few bucks to get you started) :roflmao: Who sent this to you!!:roflmao:
Actually I already have mastered the art of the triple "oh no yoo di-ant!" finger snap and talk to the hand combo. I think the lisp came with the training too, because I've become fluent in that as well. I feel an urge to actually mail this to a random person in the phone book.
