OK now some of you have probably heard of this joke but yeah I just heard it and I hurt because I laughed so hard... it is stupee but funny. What are the two sexiest farm animals? Brown Chicken Brown cow! (Say it like the Axe Comercials bow cicka wow wow or whatever it is... soooo funny) I laughed so hard.
I'm being stupid but me neither :confused2: Ok here's a really rude one : How do you change a pixie? Get him to suck your cock then he's a goblin!! Hope that's not too rude :icon_redf
Here's one of my favourites. What's the difference between a Bitch and a Slut?? A Slut will sleep with anyone. A Bitch will sleep with anyone BUT YOU. hahah rofl. I love it.
I like that one, but it should be "Whats the difference between a slut and a bitchy slut." Bitches are usually so up themselves that they're fridgid.
Have you ever seen those Axe comercials? Where the girls just all of a sudden go Bow Chicka wow wow! Look it up on like youtube or something. Then when you say Brown Chicken Brown Cow it sounds the same. it is funny.
I ran into my momma's room last night and was yelling "MOMMA MOMMA LISTEN TO THIS JOKE!!! *insert joke* *insert my hard laughter*" Mom starers at me.... I retreat to my room still laughing.
lol I love when that is peoples reaction, and your like cmon its funny, but they just stare... story of my life.
Hahahaha, yeah I saw it on the TV I used AXe too, and one day whne I came to teh mall and teh female cashier just kept looking at me and smiled and she said I smell goo and ask what i used and i said Axe the one on the TV and we just cracked up laughing like crazy lol It dose affect someoen so if you want a girl to go Bow Wow Wow, try to use it lol, too bad that cashier didnt do so, if she did, I had to go to the hospital for stomach surgery
