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Bibliophile · 28th Jun 2011, 07:44 AM

Ok another thread made me remember a really funny bar story from about two years ago. Ok for those of you that might think a lot of military guys are homophobic you have not met anyone in the Navy at least. If you are not comfortable with your self that isn't the branch for you because calling out no homo gives you free ride to do anything short of well rape in berthing...... I mean really the things these guys do out of being bored and wanting to freak someone out are pretty odd and rather out of place in any other work environment.

Needless to say "gay chicken" is a common thing to be called. Well at a bar one of the guys on my ship had come up and started messing with me when I was hammered and when I got annoyed he said called me out and challenged me to a game of gay chicken. So from what I was told by my friend that knew about me who was there I got a look of pure evil in my eye. She said that the smile I gave told her this guy was going to have a bad time if we got started. So she ran over and was like NO! She kept telling him I was drunk and trust her I would win. I just kept laughing and telling her no let him go its just a game. Funny thing is I didn't know she knew about me until years later when I got out........she was totally ok with it but at the time I was confused as to why she was so sure I would win lol.

Just something I got a laugh out of remembering that I thought I would share.

heatqueen · 28th Jun 2011, 11:42 AM

OMG I LOVE THAT GAME! And for the record I consider myself a champion at Gay Chicken. I've never lost. Ever. (I usually draw with the other person hahaaa)

The first girl I kissed, that was gay chicken. We were at a bar and somehow started talking about it and I said I'd never lost (I know I hadn't kissed anyone in the game before but that's because they backed away not because we started kissing) and she said if she played it with anyone she would keep going. So I was like, 'Shall we test the theory?

' and she was like, 'Ok.' Needless to say we ended up kissing....

I have kissed other people in gay chicken too. I kissed my guy friend's girlfriend (in front of him) and my other guy friend's ex-girlfriend. Lol, I really have a habit of getting with the wrong people....

Lotty · 28th Jun 2011, 01:55 PM

Sounds like a fun game

**Eric** · 28th Jun 2011, 04:46 PM

Playing gay chicken when you're gay is cheating, no?
I dunno, I've never played it. xD

Random Dent · 28th Jun 2011, 04:54 PM

That's pretty funny.

I've never played that game.

28th Jun 2011, 07:44 AM	#1
Bibliophile EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: My sisters and close friends. Location: Connecticut Age: 26 Posts: 357 Join Date: Feb 2011	Just a funny story(share yours?) Ok another thread made me remember a really funny bar story from about two years ago. Ok for those of you that might think a lot of military guys are homophobic you have not met anyone in the Navy at least. If you are not comfortable with your self that isn't the branch for you because calling out no homo gives you free ride to do anything short of well rape in berthing...... I mean really the things these guys do out of being bored and wanting to freak someone out are pretty odd and rather out of place in any other work environment. Needless to say "gay chicken" is a common thing to be called. Well at a bar one of the guys on my ship had come up and started messing with me when I was hammered and when I got annoyed he said called me out and challenged me to a game of gay chicken. So from what I was told by my friend that knew about me who was there I got a look of pure evil in my eye. She said that the smile I gave told her this guy was going to have a bad time if we got started. So she ran over and was like NO! She kept telling him I was drunk and trust her I would win. I just kept laughing and telling her no let him go its just a game. Funny thing is I didn't know she knew about me until years later when I got out........she was totally ok with it but at the time I was confused as to why she was so sure I would win lol. Just something I got a laugh out of remembering that I thought I would share.

28th Jun 2011, 11:42 AM	#2
heatqueen Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,707 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Just a funny story(share yours?) OMG I LOVE THAT GAME! And for the record I consider myself a champion at Gay Chicken. I've never lost. Ever. (I usually draw with the other person hahaaa) The first girl I kissed, that was gay chicken. We were at a bar and somehow started talking about it and I said I'd never lost (I know I hadn't kissed anyone in the game before but that's because they backed away not because we started kissing) and she said if she played it with anyone she would keep going. So I was like, 'Shall we test the theory? ' and she was like, 'Ok.' Needless to say we ended up kissing.... I have kissed other people in gay chicken too. I kissed my guy friend's girlfriend (in front of him) and my other guy friend's ex-girlfriend. Lol, I really have a habit of getting with the wrong people.... __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Co-founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club...and the lesbians.

28th Jun 2011, 01:55 PM	#3
Lotty Everybody's fool Regular Member Gender: Mostly female Orientation: I've given up on that one. Out Status: I don't hide it. Location: Holland!!!<3 Age: 17 Posts: 460 Join Date: Dec 2010	Re: Just a funny story(share yours?) Sounds like a fun game __________________ .That's myself in the mirror.

28th Jun 2011, 04:46 PM	#4
Eric EC Chat Room Mod EC Chat Mod Gender: Male Orientation: Gayyy Out Status: Open about it. Location: Ontario Age: 18 Posts: 1,374 Join Date: Jun 2010	Re: Just a funny story(share yours?) Playing gay chicken when you're gay is cheating, no? I dunno, I've never played it. xD

28th Jun 2011, 04:54 PM	#5
Random Dent Liebe ist für alle da! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: La la la ladies Out Status: I don't care who knows Location: California Age: 27 Posts: 1,692 Join Date: Feb 2011	Re: Just a funny story(share yours?) That's pretty funny. I've never played that game. __________________ No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody Rita Mae Brown

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