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InaRut · 30th Jun 2011, 03:35 PM

Tommorow is Canada Day, but being the nationalistic wonder that I am, I'm posting it a day early. Just so we can all be prepared for Canada Day...which is Tommorow. Did I mention that tommorow is Canada Day...
Because it is...
Canada Day..
Tommorow, that is.

Anyways, to tell you guys all a little bit aboot what Canada Day is really uh... aboot...let me give you a little background info on Canada's favourite mythological monstrocity...the Bevtaur.

Half Beaver, Half Centaur, the Bevtaur is named after Saint Bevtaur. As a creature it is both a carrying benevolent one who brings beer to all the good boys and girls of Canada who wear the colour red on July 1st. It is tradition, that the Bevtaur usually hangs around Ottawa but because...there is other provinces besides Ontario and other cities besides Ottawa(?)...it has been sighted in other places in Canada as well. Although due
to recession, it's been rumoured that the Bevtaur will be less prone to travel this year.

Sorry Vancouver.

This year, after rescuing the Ice Princess, the Bevtaur was awarded with a Winged Canadian Gooseasus. Which is a half Canadian Goose and a half pegasus. Of course the most logical image to imagine is that of a pegasus with a goose's head and wings. Rumour has it that if you sing the Bevtaur National Anthem (Which is the Canadian Anthem presented in the Bevtaur original tongue (Chew-Wood) you too can see the hoofed Bevtaur riding a hoofed horse/goose creature. Which is a sight of pure beauty as you can imagine.

Some even say that this year when the Bevtaur delivers Beer, the Canadian Goosesaus might even deliver Poutine.

So Happy Canada Day with an added group, "ALL HAIL THE BEVTAUR!" I know this Walrus will be in Ottawa on Parliment Hill, enjoying some beer and Poutine from the all great Canadian Duo!

For more information on the Bevtaur and his adventures with Canadian Goosesaus refer to the hit T.V. Series, "Bevtaur and Friends: The sexy adventures." Starring Lucy Lieu and Lucy Lawless as Alfred the Multiple Personality(ed) Tim Hortons Employee.

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!

Idonteven · 30th Jun 2011, 03:43 PM

yay Happy Canada Day!

steel03 · 30th Jun 2011, 04:27 PM

WOO CANADA! The True North, strong and free!

Revan · 30th Jun 2011, 07:06 PM

Yay Canada!

haelmarie · 1st Jul 2011, 05:50 AM

Alright, I'm driving through Ottawa this year. Maybe I'll *finally* see it.

30th Jun 2011, 03:35 PM	#1
InaRut EC's Nu-Disco Walrus Full Member Gender: IRL Yaoi Character Orientation: (｡◕‿◕。) Out Status: ㅎ_ㅎ Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 7,111 Join Date: Oct 2007	[All Hail]Happy Canada Day[The Bevtaur!] Tommorow is Canada Day, but being the nationalistic wonder that I am, I'm posting it a day early. Just so we can all be prepared for Canada Day...which is Tommorow. Did I mention that tommorow is Canada Day... Because it is... Canada Day.. Tommorow, that is. Anyways, to tell you guys all a little bit aboot what Canada Day is really uh... aboot...let me give you a little background info on Canada's favourite mythological monstrocity...the Bevtaur. Half Beaver, Half Centaur, the Bevtaur is named after Saint Bevtaur. As a creature it is both a carrying benevolent one who brings beer to all the good boys and girls of Canada who wear the colour red on July 1st. It is tradition, that the Bevtaur usually hangs around Ottawa but because...there is other provinces besides Ontario and other cities besides Ottawa(?)...it has been sighted in other places in Canada as well. Although due to recession, it's been rumoured that the Bevtaur will be less prone to travel this year. Sorry Vancouver. This year, after rescuing the Ice Princess, the Bevtaur was awarded with a Winged Canadian Gooseasus. Which is a half Canadian Goose and a half pegasus. Of course the most logical image to imagine is that of a pegasus with a goose's head and wings. Rumour has it that if you sing the Bevtaur National Anthem (Which is the Canadian Anthem presented in the Bevtaur original tongue (Chew-Wood) you too can see the hoofed Bevtaur riding a hoofed horse/goose creature. Which is a sight of pure beauty as you can imagine. Some even say that this year when the Bevtaur delivers Beer, the Canadian Goosesaus might even deliver Poutine. So Happy Canada Day with an added group, "ALL HAIL THE BEVTAUR!" I know this Walrus will be in Ottawa on Parliment Hill, enjoying some beer and Poutine from the all great Canadian Duo! For more information on the Bevtaur and his adventures with Canadian Goosesaus refer to the hit T.V. Series, "Bevtaur and Friends: The sexy adventures." Starring Lucy Lieu and Lucy Lawless as Alfred the Multiple Personality(ed) Tim Hortons Employee. HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!! __________________ "The first duty of every Starfleet Officer is to the truth. Whether it's scientific truth, historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle to which Starfleet is based. If you can't find it within yourself, to tell the truth about what happened, then you don't deserve to where that uniform."

30th Jun 2011, 03:43 PM	#2
Idonteven Enigma Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: England, United Kingdom Age: 21 Posts: 535 Join Date: Jan 2011	Re: [All Hail]Happy Canada Day[The Bevtaur!] yay Happy Canada Day!

30th Jun 2011, 04:27 PM	#3
steel03 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: mission accomplished Location: Iowa Age: 20 Posts: 480 Join Date: Jan 2011	Re: [All Hail]Happy Canada Day[The Bevtaur!] WOO CANADA! The True North, strong and free! __________________ And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

30th Jun 2011, 07:06 PM	#4
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,564 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: [All Hail]Happy Canada Day[The Bevtaur!] Yay Canada! __________________ "Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" - Miranda Priestly. Strength is not defined by physical capacity, but by indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just wind up screwing yourself.

1st Jul 2011, 05:50 AM	#5
haelmarie it's ok to be afraid Full Member Gender: No. Orientation: No. Age: 18 Posts: 767 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: [All Hail]Happy Canada Day[The Bevtaur!] Alright, I'm driving through Ottawa this year. Maybe I'll finally see it.

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