Okay here's an experiment I wish to conduct, the experiment is to tell if the average EC user can tell the difference between a kidney harvesting scam and a legitimate experiment. If you're interested in participating call me on [censored]. -Joe.
Made my night, cheers Joey! (I think that's your name, correct me if I'm wrong...) Who else wants to help with this totally legitimate social experiment.
I tried calling but got a pizza hut instead. So I decided to order a pizza. I remember opening the door for the delivery guy and then waking up in a tub of ice with a note that says call 911. The ambulance took me to the hospital and it turns out that both my testicles are missing. So no this is not a kidney harvesting scam.
So it's an experiment to see if the average EC user can tell if this thread is an actual experiment or just us being messed around with? That's a bit paradoxical, isn't it? *Reads the original post again to make sure*
following starfish's post type. I get out of the airport building and looked for a legimate taxi... being in africa you can not just ride with any old taxi. I spot a nice one who looks genuine and walks over to the cab driver. The driver is dressed in a business suit manner and the taxi is a black BWM. Wow i thought, i can ride in style of a change, "Marua Mall?" i asked him. the driver looked me up and down, "50 dollers" 50 bloody dollers i thougt, wow, ok atleast it's a bmw and a suited driver, looks trust worthy so yeah i guess its ok. I climb in and the driver pulled away from the curb. Its about 40 into the city so a sat back and relaxed. The driver handed me a bottle of coke as refreshment. Wow now this is what i call service, well worth the 50 dollers. So we drove off on the way to the city. As i drank i start to feel sleepy... ok might be jet lagged, i did travel a long time on the aircraft...... i woke up, look around and saw that somehow i am inside a shack, not marual mall at all and everything is dark. far in the distance i hear music. I feel cold, realy cold and start to feel around, saw that i was naked. WHAT I AM NAKED!!!!!!!!! I look up at the roof in fustration and a sign that i somehow can see says call the police. I slowly riased myself in a sitting position, thats when i discovered i am in a large plastic tub filled with ice. Next to me there is an old cellphone on a broken beer crate. I took it and dialed the police. The ambulance arrived half an hour later and they took me out of the tub, only to discover that there is an incision on my left side, further testing by the doctors revealed that a piece of my pelvic bone has been cut! no kidney harvesting scam, probiply some which doctor required a piece of my pelvic bone for some spell or voodoo thing.
It's not a kidney harvesting scam! I still have both my kidneys! I seem to be missing my pancreas, though...
I love a good ole paradox. I found a paradox in the concept of normalcy and since realizing it, I decided to screw conforming to society. This is how it works: We are all unique, and therefore we all have differences in common, so being different is 'normal'. This means that people who aren't different are different for not being different (i.e. 'not normal'.) because being 'not different' means having the same things in common as other people. Therefore the concept of normalcy is impossible, because you can't be both normal and not normal at the same time. /end of explanation XD
Good, cos I've got another one. Not a paradox, but another reason why people shouldn't conform to society: People think they're so hardcore because they conform to society. In my opinion, people who conform are like sheep. That's not hardcore. In fact, they're soft as cotton. (because they're sheep haha)
