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**Chip** · 23rd Jul 2011, 03:52 PM

No, this is not a headline from The Onion.

Here's the article.

And, of course, having your anus measured is such a reliable indicator of whether or not you're gay. After all, no one could be a top... no one could be constantly constipated... no one could be straight and use a dildo...

Dumbass.

nebenebe · 23rd Jul 2011, 03:56 PM

Dumbass discrubes him perfectly.

Ridiculous · 23rd Jul 2011, 04:10 PM

It sounds like the start of a bad porn movie: "a routine anus measurement quickly evolves into something much more..."

aidan · 23rd Jul 2011, 04:13 PM

haahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!!!

TwistyRainbow · 23rd Jul 2011, 04:13 PM

The scientist in me wants to know how they'd use the measurement to establish gayness. Would they use a straight guy as a control? Who would they use as an example of a 'gay' anus? What if this guy's rear is somewhere in between, does that make him bi?

redstormrising · 23rd Jul 2011, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistyRainbow

The scientist in me wants to know how they'd use the measurement to establish gayness. Would they use a straight guy as a control? Who would they use as an example of a 'gay' anus? What if this guy's rear is somewhere in between, does that make him bi?

seriously. and what's the standard deviation on an anus?

Emberstone · 23rd Jul 2011, 04:31 PM

translation: he wants someone to do things to his butthole.

bookworm43 · 23rd Jul 2011, 04:31 PM

in times like this, i like to use the appropriate commentary to describe my feelings for said situation: fail.

Revan · 23rd Jul 2011, 04:55 PM

+ YouTube Video

Random Dent · 23rd Jul 2011, 04:58 PM

Ridiculous.

SMH.

**Owen** · 23rd Jul 2011, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chip

No, this is not a headline from The Onion.

When I saw this line, this was my first thought: ‪Golden Girls-A Little Romance‬&rlm; - YouTube (Just watch until Bea Arthur says her first line; the part I'm referencing ends before the other person says, "Yes, may I come in?")

Bowie · 23rd Jul 2011, 07:42 PM

The only possible answer to that is laughing.

Daryn · 23rd Jul 2011, 08:15 PM

Are you...kidding me right now? People are so cute when they don't know anything about anything

Emberstone · 23rd Jul 2011, 09:30 PM

I am sure his anus has recieved quite alot of attention already that any more is unnecessary.

theWorldisYours · 24th Jul 2011, 06:01 AM

Lmao!!!!

23rd Jul 2011, 03:52 PM	#1
Chip EC Advisor EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: northern CA Posts: 5,580 Join Date: May 2008	Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't gay. No, this is not a headline from The Onion. Here's the article. And, of course, having your anus measured is such a reliable indicator of whether or not you're gay. After all, no one could be a top... no one could be constantly constipated... no one could be straight and use a dildo... Dumbass.

23rd Jul 2011, 03:56 PM	#2
nebenebe Watch the Sky, Feel the Wind Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Lafayette, Louisiana, USA, North America, Earth Posts: 108 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't Dumbass discrubes him perfectly. __________________ -Robert Fulghum : "I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - myth is more potent than history - dreams are more powerful than facts - hope always triumphs over experience - laughter is the cure for grief - love is stronger than death."

23rd Jul 2011, 04:10 PM	#3
Ridiculous EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Friends Location: New Zealand Age: 20 Posts: 934 Join Date: Dec 2010	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't It sounds like the start of a bad porn movie: "a routine anus measurement quickly evolves into something much more..."

23rd Jul 2011, 04:13 PM	#4
aidan EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Walsall, United Kingdom Age: 18 Posts: 260 Join Date: Jan 2011	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't haahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!!! __________________

23rd Jul 2011, 04:13 PM	#5
TwistyRainbow Co-Captain - Rainbow Nerd Brigade Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Homosexual, homoromantic Out Status: The closet's in ashes Location: From St. Louis, MO; go to school in Nashville, TN Age: 20 Posts: 204 Join Date: May 2011	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't The scientist in me wants to know how they'd use the measurement to establish gayness. Would they use a straight guy as a control? Who would they use as an example of a 'gay' anus? What if this guy's rear is somewhere in between, does that make him bi? __________________ ♪You taste just like glitter mixed with rock and roll. I like you a lot, lot, think you're really hot, hot♪ ♪Together we'll find a way to make pure love work in a dirty way♪ Last edited by TwistyRainbow; 23rd Jul 2011 at 04:19 PM..

23rd Jul 2011, 04:31 PM	#7
Emberstone Flappychap Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon, USA Age: 28 Posts: 5,595 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't translation: he wants someone to do things to his butthole. __________________ TYPE YOUR NAME: Cory. TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: vcoiptryu SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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bookworm43 Ketchup Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: My Immediate Family, 4 friends, 1 stranger Location: NY Age: 15 Posts: 585 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't in times like this, i like to use the appropriate commentary to describe my feelings for said situation: fail. __________________ "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or the others crazy?" - Albert Einstein

23rd Jul 2011, 04:58 PM	#10
Random Dent Liebe ist für alle da! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: La la la ladies Out Status: I don't care who knows Location: California Age: 27 Posts: 1,692 Join Date: Feb 2011	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't Ridiculous. SMH. __________________ No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody Rita Mae Brown

23rd Jul 2011, 07:42 PM	#12
Bowie Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Brazil Age: 19 Posts: 191 Join Date: Jul 2011	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't The only possible answer to that is laughing.

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23rd Jul 2011, 09:30 PM	#14
Emberstone Flappychap Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon, USA Age: 28 Posts: 5,595 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't I am sure his anus has recieved quite alot of attention already that any more is unnecessary. __________________ TYPE YOUR NAME: Cory. TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: vcoiptryu SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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