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Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't gay.

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  1. Chip

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    No, this is not a headline from The Onion.

    Here's the article.

    And, of course, having your anus measured is such a reliable indicator of whether or not you're gay. After all, no one could be a top... no one could be constantly constipated... no one could be straight and use a dildo...

    Dumbass.
     
    #1 Chip, Jul 23, 2011
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    Dumbass discrubes him perfectly.
     
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    It sounds like the start of a bad porn movie: "a routine anus measurement quickly evolves into something much more..."
     
    #3 Ridiculous, Jul 23, 2011
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    haahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!!!
     
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    The scientist in me wants to know how they'd use the measurement to establish gayness. Would they use a straight guy as a control? Who would they use as an example of a 'gay' anus? What if this guy's rear is somewhere in between, does that make him bi?
     
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    seriously. and what's the standard deviation on an anus?
     
    #6 redstormrising, Jul 23, 2011
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    translation: he wants someone to do things to his butthole.
     
    #7 Emberstone, Jul 23, 2011
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    in times like this, i like to use the appropriate commentary to describe my feelings for said situation: fail.
     
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRm-Rcm65SM[/youtube]
     
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  10. Random Dent

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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    Ridiculous.

    SMH.
     
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    When I saw this line, this was my first thought: ‪Golden Girls-A Little Romance‬‏ - YouTube (Just watch until Bea Arthur says her first line; the part I'm referencing ends before the other person says, "Yes, may I come in?")
     
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    The only possible answer to that is laughing.
     
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    Are you...kidding me right now? People are so cute when they don't know anything about anything :slight_smile:
     
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    I am sure his anus has recieved quite alot of attention already that any more is unnecessary.
     
    #14 Emberstone, Jul 23, 2011
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    Re: Catholic priest, accused of being gay, wants his anus measured to prove he isn't

    Lmao!!!!
     
    #15 theWorldisYours, Jul 24, 2011
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