Random Rainbow Anecdotes

So these are some random little stories of my everyday life that I thought would generate some conversation or make you laugh or something, anyways it feels good to get things off your chest so here goes.

So me and my mom went to the doctors office and we laughed and talked about how we really don't think it would be good to tell my grandmother about it. I was like "I really think I made her night the other day. I went to town with my friend Grace and she called for me to pick some stuff up, so I show up with Grace in the car and she walks me out and see's Grace and pulls me to the side and says "You look sharp," kinda a grandparent thing to say. So anyways just seeing me "with" a girl probably made her feel good."
So my mom says "yeah she keeps saying 'no way he's a virgin, he has Grace spend the night all the time, you really think they don't do anything'" We both laughed.

So then once the convo turned to gay matters she tells me my stepdad tells her the other day "how does he even know he's gay he's never even been with a guy or a girl... I'm sure he wont like it when he gets it in his a**" I kept laughing and laughing, that was hilarious to hear. So I told her "well you know how you just put together that you liked guys.. well so did I.. you didn't have to be told to be straight just like I didn't need to be told that I'm gay."

I always tell my mom how I don't understand why my brother is married to his wife.. she's freaking nuts. She always says he's whipped because of sex... and I'm like "there is no way it can be that good!"


And, last but not least... I want to buy a rainbow belt... kinda like a clue so dudes can tell and hit on me. hahahahaha well sorta.

Anyways just some random thoughts before Thanksgiving. Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

 

You know.. if you can reach just one person.