A heartfelt coming out letter - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

olides84 · 27th Jul 2011, 05:18 PM

**Mogget** · 27th Jul 2011, 05:21 PM

Just in case anyone's wondering, yes this is a parody. The Onion produces some of the finest fake news in the world.

thedreamwatch · 27th Jul 2011, 05:29 PM

Oh my gosh I freaking LOVE The Onion.

Quote:

I'm a gay man, and I'm proud of it. I'm also super fast and can lift you both over my head and slam you into the ground, no problem.

Markio · 27th Jul 2011, 05:30 PM

It was funny at first when he cited how much he can benchpress and stuff, but after awhile it got too threatening for me to laugh at.

Mercy · 27th Jul 2011, 05:59 PM

marco ur darn gorgeous

adam88 · 28th Jul 2011, 05:33 AM

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while.

27th Jul 2011, 05:18 PM	#1
olides84 stranger in a strange land Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty much Location: Belgium Posts: 1,042 Join Date: Jun 2008	A heartfelt coming out letter Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

27th Jul 2011, 05:21 PM	#2
Mogget Mad and dead as nails EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Kinsey 5 or 6. It varies Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Alaska Age: 22 Posts: 2,024 Join Date: Mar 2010	Re: A heartfelt coming out letter Just in case anyone's wondering, yes this is a parody. The Onion produces some of the finest fake news in the world. __________________ "As to what I am, I once was many things but now I am only several." - Mogget in Sabriel by Garth Nix "The world is quiet here." - VFD

27th Jul 2011, 05:30 PM	#4
Markio EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Family, friends, and staff! Location: California Age: 21 Posts: 1,140 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: A heartfelt coming out letter It was funny at first when he cited how much he can benchpress and stuff, but after awhile it got too threatening for me to laugh at. __________________ Celebrate diversity!

27th Jul 2011, 05:59 PM	#5
Mercy EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: A few people Posts: 1,412 Join Date: Jul 2011	Re: A heartfelt coming out letter marco ur darn gorgeous

28th Jul 2011, 05:33 AM	#6
adam88 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual. Or bi. Same thing. Out Status: Yes. Location: Toronto, Canada Age: 30 Posts: 797 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: A heartfelt coming out letter That was the funniest thing I've read in a while. __________________ --Brendan A coming out is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is it early. You come out precisely when you mean to. -not Gandalf

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