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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 05:11 AM   #1
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Default Drink semen, Live Longer!

http://http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 05:21 AM   #2
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Gross.
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 05:26 AM   #3
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what about some ladies that do it?
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 05:52 AM   #5
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Gross.
what about some ladies that do it?
Hey, whatever floats your boat. I may take some on incidentally, but I ain't gonna drink it.
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 07:20 AM   #6
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New ingredient for my smoothie! Ok, not really.

Looks more like, its telling people to have more sex.
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 07:24 AM   #7
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It's really gross... But yeah, it looks kind of true since I've seen an article before that said that bull semen was used as a beauty product for making hair more beautiful. I guess that could apply to human life too, but either way, they're still gross... X_X
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 07:37 AM   #8
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I'm 99% sure this is a joke article.
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 07:39 AM   #9
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Ahaha. Let's all drink semen. Let's like, have a party where, instead of an alcohol fountain, there's a semen fountain. Let's all get drunk on semen.

Semen is the elixir of life.

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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 07:42 AM   #10
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The title makes it sound like you'd walk up to a bar and ask for a shot of semen.

I've never experienced semen doing anything good for my skin. Actual skin cream works though. xD
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 07:43 AM   #11
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It's not the first time that I've heard this, but I won't be trying it. I've also heard that drinking urine can give you better looking skin, I'm not doing that either.
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Old 22nd Aug 2011, 12:06 PM   #12
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I swallow but I don't..drink it like a beverage...that's a bit much. Plus with a site called daily squib, I'm not sure I really believe it.
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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes <-- reminds me of this. LOL
"Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes."
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Oh man I just pikes a little in my mouth.
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Interesting. I'm not going to go out of my way to drink it, though.
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Is it wrong that the only thing I can think of now is having "Semen Drinking Parties"?
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The title makes it sound like you'd walk up to a bar and ask for a shot of semen.
Depends what kind of bar & what kind of person you ask!
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I have a dare for EC.

I dare you to go into a bar, and ask for a shot of semen. And film it and post it on EC as proof.
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