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27th Aug 2011, 02:25 PM
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| let watchers become warriors Full Member  Gender: You tell me. Orientation: Hey good lookin'. *wink* Out Status: It's pretty obvious. Location: Alabama *cue banjos* Age: 26 Posts: 2,118 Join Date: Nov 2010 |  My gay trip to the hairdressers. :D So I went to the hairdressers to get my hair did today and the absolute cutest drag queen was tending the register. (He was not in drag though.) I did the dyke nod (Google it) and was all: Watup homefry? And he took one look at me and we had The Moment(tm). The moment where he glanced me up and down and thought, Giiiiiirl, you be lookin' like a straight butch. And I took one look at him and was like,  He was the most overtly gay person I've ever met. Like this gay:
In other words, on the outside I was just friendly, but on the inside I was like OMGAGAYPERSONBEMYFRIEND. Because the number of gay friends I have in my hometown is exactly zero. And then my hairdresser came into the picture, and she contained the following: a) super, super hot b) covered in awesome tattoos (such as a stained glass Mother Mary as a half-sleeve on her right arm) c) unshaved armpits d) at least three different hair colors ranging from chocolate brown to platinum blond e) an assymetrical lip ring f) flirtastic Due to the above aspects, she set off my gaydar instantaneously. Turned out she was married to a military guy, but that didn't mean that I didn't get to enjoy her playing with my hair for three hours. (And truth be told, I'm still thinking bi. My gaydar is rarely wrong.) But it was a really fun time. The guy who was a drag queen kept me company while my color set and told me all about the local gay clubs which I've never been to. I'm thinking about actually going over to one some day.  But this queen turned out to be a regular performer at our only local lesbian bar, so it's kind of cool that I know where this guy works and we had a fun time, so if I go to the club solo there's a good chance I'll be able to recognize him and have someone to hang out with there if I manage to bump into him.  The hairdresser - if not bi - was obviously an ally, because she talked about her best friend being "of the homosexual persuasion" < (said ironically), and how she was surrounded by them in high school and beauty school and basically thought they were awesome. Anyway, she did a good job, and now my hair is this color, because I let her pick:  The drag queen was very jealous. I look like an Irish rock star. And the moral of the story is, always listen to your stylist. 
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27th Aug 2011, 03:25 PM
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| EC Addict Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: I can haz teh guys? Out Status: All but my extended family and the odd walrus Location: Maryland Age: 15 Posts: 338 Join Date: Jun 2011 | Re: My gay trip to the hairdressers. :D That story is epic. 'Nuff said.
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28th Aug 2011, 04:04 AM
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| i carry your heart Full Member   Gender: trans/FtM/genderqueer Orientation: pansexual Out Status: A few people Location: Middle of nowhere Australia Age: 22 Posts: 242 Join Date: Jul 2011 | Re: My gay trip to the hairdressers. :D Haha, that is awesomeness ^__^
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28th Aug 2011, 05:00 AM
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| Well Known Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Not a clue. Out Status: N/A (See Above) Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 206 Join Date: Dec 2010 | Re: My gay trip to the hairdressers. :D Stories like this are why i love EC. |
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28th Aug 2011, 07:59 AM
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| Princess of darkness Full Member   Gender: Female (MtF) Orientation: ❤ women Out Status: A few friends Location: Europe Age: 35 Posts: 704 Join Date: Aug 2011 | Re: My gay trip to the hairdressers. :D Loved that story 
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28th Aug 2011, 08:04 AM
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| EC Addict Full Member   Gender: Female Orientation: Gay Out Status: Everyone. And I mean EVERYONE. Location: O-H-I-O! Posts: 886 Join Date: Sep 2010 | Re: My gay trip to the hairdressers. :D Best. Story. Ever.
__________________ "We are born with a scream; we come into life with a scream, and maybe love is a mosquito net between the fear of living and the fear of death."- Francis Bacon |
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29th Aug 2011, 04:52 PM
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| lieks Mudkipz Full Member   Gender: physically female Orientation: homoromantic asexual Out Status: one friend Location: Michigan Age: 16 Posts: 541 Join Date: Mar 2011 | Re: My gay trip to the hairdressers. :D That story. It was amazing. Thank you for sharing.
__________________ "Special doesn't have many kids, so the class is very close. The family feeling is greater here than anywhere else. They call us "weirdos" and "trash", but that doesn't mean anything. Don't struggle to keep up a facade for rankings or fitting in. Just live your life to the fullest!" -T. A. |
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