http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html yes, my brother finds a lot of weird things haha. but i thought this was funny. especially with like, the commentary
Its phrases like this one : "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no mercy"(Deuteronomy 25: 11-12) that make me angry at those who do such selective readings of the bible as to find admonishments against homosexuals to support their fundamentalist beliefs. Clearly the Bible offers an immense amount of ATROCIOUS advice to its readers that is completely incongruous with modern ideals. Attitudes towards women have drastically changed since those times, why not towards us?
because bigotry is usually unfounded brah. so, when they find even the smallest sliver of info that supports their point, they'll hold onto it.
Number 2 really cracked me up!!:roflmao: :lol: Finding a fresh jawbone of an ass, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men. Then Samson said, "With an ass's jawbone I have made asses of them. With an ass's jawbone I have killed a thousand men."
Hear hear for Samuel L Jackson. And you will know that I am the LORD! When I lay my vengenace upon you!