Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview ... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them. --Karen Williams I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen! Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't even fill out the application, I am so thrilled. No, I did. I bought the ticket, I scratched it off... Look, I'm a lesbian! I won! --Suzanne Westenhoefer
LOL! Very funny! First Prize: You get to be homosexual Second Prize: You get to be straight, but have homosexuals as friends Third Prize: You just get to be straight. (BO-RING!!)
I hadn't heard the Karen Williams one before. I love Suzanne Westenhoefer though. She's great, right behind Ellen D.
lol I saw the title of the thread first, not even who posted it, and immediately thought it was a serious question, so I went and prepared a return and everything. I was so proud of myself, and came to this thread with my arsenal ready, only to find that it was just a very funny joke ^^ but since I got so worked up over this and brought my weapon to the field, allow me to get my kicks out of at least firing a few shots into the air If this was an actual thread about someone seriously asking how we became gay, this was going to be my answer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestation lol ^^ it was very funny though, Arneneithel! Thanks for the laugh!
lol uhh... steam giant... i think you posted the wrong link. lol! and sorry for making you prepare an asnwer! but i wanted people to come to it thinking it was serious and then get a laugh!
Newly Revised Standard Edition: First Prize: You get to be homosexual Second Prize: You get to be bisexual Third Prize: You get to be straight, but have homosexuals as friends Lovely Parting Gift: You just get to be straight. (BO-RING!!)
i think bis count as queer or gay or whatever. they get first prize too!! in fact, they get first prize and the consolation prize! they win twice!! :O lol