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How do you become homosexual?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Psychedelic Bookmarks, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. Psychedelic Bookmarks

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    Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview ... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.

    --Karen Williams

    I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen! Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't even fill out the application, I am so thrilled. No, I did. I bought the ticket, I scratched it off... Look, I'm a lesbian! I won!

    --Suzanne Westenhoefer
     
  2. Jim1454

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    LOL! Very funny!

    First Prize: You get to be homosexual
    Second Prize: You get to be straight, but have homosexuals as friends
    Third Prize: You just get to be straight. (BO-RING!!)
     
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    This amused me greatly. Hahaha ^^.
     
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    Interesting.
     
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    lol thats great
     
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    I hadn't heard the Karen Williams one before.

    I love Suzanne Westenhoefer though. She's great, right behind Ellen D.
     
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    Yeah!!!! I won Second!!!:roflmao:
     
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    I WON FIRST PRIZE! haha yay me.
     
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    Hahahaha, ditto
     
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    lol I saw the title of the thread first, not even who posted it, and immediately thought it was a serious question, so I went and prepared a return and everything. I was so proud of myself, and came to this thread with my arsenal ready, only to find that it was just a very funny joke ^^ but since I got so worked up over this and brought my weapon to the field, allow me to get my kicks out of at least firing a few shots into the air :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    If this was an actual thread about someone seriously asking how we became gay, this was going to be my answer:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestation

    lol ^^ it was very funny though, Arneneithel! Thanks for the laugh!
     
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    that was great

    and sorry steam giant for preparing a great answer..
     
  13. Psychedelic Bookmarks

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    lol uhh... steam giant... i think you posted the wrong link. lol! and sorry for making you prepare an asnwer! but i wanted people to come to it thinking it was serious and then get a laugh! :wink:
     
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    Arneneithel your my hero. lol
     
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    I won no prize... :icon_sad:
     
  16. Hahaha that was very cute I laughed.
     
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    LOL. Where do BI's sit?
    Fourth?
    Now that's unfair
     
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    1.5th:icon_wink

    That was cool:thumbsup:
     
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    Newly Revised Standard Edition:

    First Prize: You get to be homosexual
    Second Prize: You get to be bisexual
    Third Prize: You get to be straight, but have homosexuals as friends
    Lovely Parting Gift: You just get to be straight. (BO-RING!!)
     
  20. Psychedelic Bookmarks

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    i think bis count as queer or gay or whatever. they get first prize too!! in fact, they get first prize and the consolation prize! they win twice!! :O lol