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British Lad · 21st Oct 2011, 12:21 PM

Well today the rapture was going to happen.

(could not find a better Picture)
I think he is going to give up now hes failed 4 times now.

Super Trouper · 21st Oct 2011, 12:25 PM

Huh. Everything seems fine over here. But that's just me.

subaru000 · 21st Oct 2011, 01:35 PM

Can this guy be arrested for disturbing the peace? It's his fourth time now....

malachite · 21st Oct 2011, 02:43 PM

*sigh*

I understand the weak minded's need to follow something to give a sense of purpose, but COME ON!!!!!!

solarcat · 21st Oct 2011, 04:45 PM

Oh yeah, he pushed back the end of the world last time. I totally forgot the world was supposed to end.

Tiny Catastrophe · 21st Oct 2011, 05:05 PM

Oh shit did I sleep through the rapture again? No big deal I'll just wait for the next one

aidan · 22nd Oct 2011, 01:57 AM

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Harold Camping in Custody After Attacking Plankers He Mistook for Saved Souls

Representatives of Family Stations issued a public apology Friday evening to the families of eight college students after admitting that an embarrassed and disgruntled Harold Camping attacked them with his cane in Golden Gate Park. Although the precise details of the assault remain sketchy, authorities claim that Camping had requested to be taken to the area to assess the Lord’s loving and merciful slaughter of sinners, as well as His progress in sucking the souls of the pious back to Heaven.

“What Mr. Camping found,” one officer on scene described, “was a group of over 20 college students face down on the lawn. He must have believed that his rapture had begun. When he realized that he’d happened upon an elaborate display of planking, he just went nuts. At this time, we are placing Mr. Camping on a 72-hour mental health hold. None of the students were seriously injured, and no one’s pressing any charges at this time.”

heh

Super Trouper · 22nd Oct 2011, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by aidan

Quote:

Harold Camping in Custody After Attacking Plankers He Mistook for Saved Souls

Representatives of Family Stations issued a public apology Friday evening to the families of eight college students after admitting that an embarrassed and disgruntled Harold Camping attacked them with his cane in Golden Gate Park. Although the precise details of the assault remain sketchy, authorities claim that Camping had requested to be taken to the area to assess the Lord’s loving and merciful slaughter of sinners, as well as His progress in sucking the souls of the pious back to Heaven.

“What Mr. Camping found,” one officer on scene described, “was a group of over 20 college students face down on the lawn. He must have believed that his rapture had begun. When he realized that he’d happened upon an elaborate display of planking, he just went nuts. At this time, we are placing Mr. Camping on a 72-hour mental health hold. None of the students were seriously injured, and no one’s pressing any charges at this time.”

heh

That is just... Hilarious

21st Oct 2011, 12:21 PM	#1
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Harold Camping 4th UBER EPIC FAIL Well today the rapture was going to happen. (could not find a better Picture) I think he is going to give up now hes failed 4 times now. __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

21st Oct 2011, 12:25 PM	#2
Super Trouper ABBA & Eurovision <3 Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everyone that matters. Location: Portugal Age: 18 Posts: 1,168 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: Harold Camping 4th UBER EPIC FAIL Huh. Everything seems fine over here. But that's just me. __________________ Yaoi is my oxygen...

21st Oct 2011, 01:35 PM	#3
subaru000 Non ducor, duco. (A Latin quote). Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to my mom, not yet to my brother. Location: On a peninsula near Tampa, Florida, USA. Age: 21 Posts: 248 Join Date: May 2010	Re: Harold Camping 4th UBER EPIC FAIL Can this guy be arrested for disturbing the peace? It's his fourth time now.... __________________ Damnant quod non intellegunt. -They condemn what they do not understand.

21st Oct 2011, 02:43 PM	#4
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Harold Camping 4th UBER EPIC FAIL sigh I understand the weak minded's need to follow something to give a sense of purpose, but COME ON!!!!!! __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

21st Oct 2011, 04:45 PM	#5
solarcat ducks all up! All up, I say! Regular Member Gender: Girlish? Orientation: Licks boys Out Status: Anyone that asks Location: CA Age: 23 Posts: 1,709 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: Harold Camping 4th UBER EPIC FAIL Oh yeah, he pushed back the end of the world last time. I totally forgot the world was supposed to end.

21st Oct 2011, 05:05 PM	#6
Tiny Catastrophe Love is genderless <3 Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: 2 sisters, mom, friends, school Location: New Yorkish Age: 19 Posts: 863 Join Date: Jun 2009	Re: Harold Camping 4th UBER EPIC FAIL Oh shit did I sleep through the rapture again? No big deal I'll just wait for the next one __________________ Sometimes pain becomes such a huge part of your life that you expect it to always be there. Because you cant remember a time in your life when it wasnt but then one day you feel something else. Something that feels wrong, only because its so unfamiliar. Then in that moment you realize you're happy.

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