Chuck Norris Vs Jesus

(Disclaimer: I am trying to be funny and do not intend to offend anybody)
So who would win In a fight: Chuck Norris or Jesus?
And please explain yourself your answer.

 

Norris, because he is alive and Jesus is dead (assuming he was alive at some point)

 

I think Chuck would win because how do you think Jesus got up to heaven in the first place.

 

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0CcB-sHGkE[/YOUTUBE]

 

:lol:

 

Why?

 

You don't ask these kinds of questions.

 

Jesus, because Jesus conquered life, death, Hell, sin, and is alive today- 2000 years later. Boo-ya! Plus, "Norris is a devout Christian...He has written several books on Christianity”, so, Jesus kicks Chuck Norris’ ass...because Chuck Norris gladly lets Him. WHAT WHAT! LOL!

On Easter, Jesus rose from the dead. On Easter, Chuck Norris rose outta bed to go worship Jesus in a CHRISTian church. BOO-YA! LMAO!

My lame attempt at making a “Chuck Norris” joke ^ LOL

 

I can't answer that question. It's a trick question. Chuck Norris & Jesus are one & the same person. It's the beard that gives it away...

 

Kiersten wins. LOL ^

 

lol

---------- Post added 17th Nov 2011 at 01:22 AM ----------

Have a sense of humour, I know Chuck is a Christian, but why cant we have some fun heck even god has a sense of humour, just look at the platypus it the wierdest animal on the planet so why can't we poke at a god and fake god it suck the fun right out of it of the ridiculous over the top jokes, this was not suppose to be taken seriously.

 

Uh, I think you need to realize that there was no seriousness in my posts in this thread.

 

Ok Ok, you just did not make that clear.

 

You obviously never saw Big Lebowski xD You need to rectify that

 

Well we do know that what ever would happen, Jesus would forgive Chuck Norris.