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Cymbrii · 1st Dec 2011, 11:38 PM

Domenick Scudera: My Gay Lifestyle

Saw this a few weeks ago but it's still hilarious, thought some of you guys might enjoy :3

solarcat · 2nd Dec 2011, 02:57 PM

That gave me a good, gay lol.

J Snow · 2nd Dec 2011, 11:02 PM

I lol'ed

Homosexual · 4th Dec 2011, 08:33 AM

quite funny, especially the end.

Revan · 4th Dec 2011, 07:22 PM

Hmmm I'm trying to figure out how to live my gay day tomorrow...hmmm

Miss Bubbles · 4th Dec 2011, 07:52 PM

Mine sounds the same only im an all time student and share an apartment with three straight students. But of course they wont eat the food i cook because they think it will turn them gay.

Cymbrii · 4th Dec 2011, 07:56 PM

Some of the comments are great too. XD

Quote:

cwculp
11:44 AM On 11/08/2011
Truly genius! After reading this, I chose to be gay for an hour, just to see how it feels. Wow! I felt so subversive and powerful! Sorta like Godzilla, but better dressed...like I could crush whole societies with just my left Ferragamo. It started to go to my head so I quit after only 42 minutes. I may try for longer tomorrow. Watch out world!

Quote:

Kat Ingalls
04:25 PM On 11/02/2011
Yes. I am a lesbian and have always felt ashamed that my community had an agenda and I was not privy to it.

Domenick Scudera
08:05 AM On 11/03/2011
Kat: You must have filled out the paperwork incorrectly when you signed up to be homosexual. I think you can rectify the situation by calling 1-800-GAY-GENDA.

Doctor Faustus · 4th Dec 2011, 08:20 PM

Aw, this is such a gay brilliant article. I had a good gay laugh too.

adam88 · 5th Dec 2011, 06:03 AM

I have to admit, I lol'ed.

Favourite line: 7:30 a.m. I take a gay shower and let the gay water rinse off my gay body.

midwestgirl89 · 5th Dec 2011, 11:07 PM

Lmgao The g stands for gay because when I laugh it's gay laughing. I bet his gay shower head had gay rainbows coming out of it.

1st Dec 2011, 11:38 PM	#1
Cymbrii Member Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Internet Location: Virginia Age: 18 Posts: 99 Join Date: Nov 2011	A day in the gay lifestyle! Domenick Scudera: My Gay Lifestyle Saw this a few weeks ago but it's still hilarious, thought some of you guys might enjoy :3

2nd Dec 2011, 02:57 PM	#2
solarcat ducks all up! All up, I say! Regular Member Gender: Girlish? Orientation: Licks boys Out Status: Anyone that asks Location: CA Age: 23 Posts: 1,719 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: A day in the gay lifestyle! That gave me a good, gay lol.

2nd Dec 2011, 11:02 PM	#3
J Snow EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Sex - Male, Gender -Female/bigender/not quite sure Orientation: Primarily interested in men. Out Status: fairly out about sexuality, gender not so much Location: Des Moines, Iowa Age: 22 Posts: 1,392 Join Date: Aug 2011	Re: A day in the gay lifestyle! I lol'ed __________________ "You don't need to hide my friend, for I am just like you."

4th Dec 2011, 08:33 AM	#4
Homosexual Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay but still in the closet Out Status: Not out at all Location: Northeast Posts: 15 Join Date: May 2011	Re: A day in the gay lifestyle! quite funny, especially the end.

4th Dec 2011, 07:22 PM	#5
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,564 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: A day in the gay lifestyle! Hmmm I'm trying to figure out how to live my gay day tomorrow...hmmm __________________ "Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" - Miranda Priestly. Strength is not defined by physical capacity, but by indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just wind up screwing yourself.

4th Dec 2011, 07:52 PM	#6
Miss Bubbles EC Addict Full Member Gender: confused on some levels Orientation: of the homosexual persuation. Out Status: So out im in Location: Indiana Age: 19 Posts: 1,037 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: A day in the gay lifestyle! Mine sounds the same only im an all time student and share an apartment with three straight students. But of course they wont eat the food i cook because they think it will turn them gay. __________________ A Dialogue my besty made up in first period: Oh this reminds me of the time joan rivers made that fatal mistake: Oh apples how I hunger for youuuuu. "Joan Don't Touch those!" -bite- -hiss- 'Joan you and adam are cast out of heaven!!!!'-- Ashley D.

4th Dec 2011, 08:20 PM	#8
Doctor Faustus EC's resident Philosopher at Large Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Not straight. But only interested in men. xD Out Status: People who ask me. People whom I trust. Location: Basingstoke Posts: 1,610 Join Date: Oct 2011	Re: A day in the gay lifestyle! Aw, this is such a gay brilliant article. I had a good gay laugh too. __________________ "I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love." - Mother Teresa.

5th Dec 2011, 06:03 AM	#9
adam88 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual. Or bi. Same thing. Out Status: Yes. Location: Toronto, Canada Age: 30 Posts: 797 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: A day in the gay lifestyle! I have to admit, I lol'ed. Favourite line: 7:30 a.m. I take a gay shower and let the gay water rinse off my gay body. __________________ --Brendan A coming out is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is it early. You come out precisely when you mean to. -not Gandalf

5th Dec 2011, 11:07 PM	#10
midwestgirl89 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Interested in Women Out Status: Some people Age: 23 Posts: 559 Join Date: Jul 2011	Re: A day in the gay lifestyle! Lmgao The g stands for gay because when I laugh it's gay laughing. I bet his gay shower head had gay rainbows coming out of it.

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