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Old 6th Jan 2012, 10:51 PM   #1
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What was your biggest brain fart? My biggest brain fart was when I accidently put ketchup in my lettuce because I wasn't paying attention.
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Old 6th Jan 2012, 11:01 PM   #2
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Default Re: What was your biggest brain fart?

Mine had to be while getting myself breakfast one morning..Dr.pepper in my fruitloops! Epic fail on my part
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Old 6th Jan 2012, 11:47 PM   #3
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Every time I ever drive anywhere, about 5 minutes into it I suddenly think "Shit, I forgot my car keys!" and get into a panic.

And it's not like I've just started driving either..
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Old 6th Jan 2012, 11:55 PM   #4
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I left my car key...and my wallet...on a bus...when I was 400 miles from home...
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 12:05 AM   #5
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I was moving my bead and I realised something. I also said it out load. My paenrts laughed so hard when I said "Wow My bead looks the same both ways!".
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 12:24 AM   #6
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Aside of multiple goofs at work (shall we call them technical errors?), I'd say my biggest was, as a teen, asking for a specific doctor while at the local hospital (my mom worked there and asked me to deliver an item), and, forgetting the dr's name, I asked for dr kavorkian. In front of an old couple. During the hight of the doctors infamy. Oops. Epic fail.
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 01:07 AM   #7
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It was during an interview for a research position in college, and I specifically said that brain plasticity was one of the most interesting things about the brain. Then I was asked to give an example. I said I forgot.
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 02:26 PM   #8
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I'd have to say that the brain fart I have the most would be switching the places of two things, like putting the plate in the trash and the napkin in the sink, or putting the glass in the fridge and the milk in the sink.
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 07:46 PM   #9
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Putting the ceareal in the fridge, then putting the milk in the cupboard.
How about pouring myself a nice bowl of coffee for breakfast?
Always forgetting the English word "athletic," so I have to replace it with the German "sportlich?"

Stuff of that nature is common for me.
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 07:50 PM   #10
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Every time I ever drive anywhere, about 5 minutes into it I suddenly think "Shit, I forgot my car keys!" and get into a panic.

And it's not like I've just started driving either..
HAHAHAHAHA! stop it lol!


i look all over my apartment for my glasses in a panic and i'm wearing them :/ fail!

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Old 7th Jan 2012, 09:39 PM   #11
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Im talking to my friend and i say "I'll you later i have to find my phone." and they respond with, "then what are you calling from". and im like "oh shit, i found it"
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 10:13 PM   #12
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I once nearly put a cold plate of food that I wanted to heat up in the freezer instead of the microwave
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 10:23 PM   #13
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I tend to mess up my words a bit and sometimes they don't sound too polite. Example posbus(post box) ends up being pusbos(which sounds like piss bush). Scatter brained I know!
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I've made lots of brain farts. I'm a big brain fart.

But one time (like 3 weeks ago so in 2011) I was talking to a friend about saving my homework....and I said "I need to save my homework on a floppy disk." After saying it my friend laughed and asked if I was living in the 1990's. I told her I'd grab some fanny packs and VHS tapes before going over to her house....
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 12:41 AM   #15
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^^ wtf is a floppy disk?

I briefly forgot my boyfriend's name.
(theres a good excuse for this, but at the same time... yeaaaahh)
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 12:44 AM   #16
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I fell down a flight of stairs because I didn't notice them. Note that I'd used those stairs at least once a day for several months.
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 01:05 AM   #17
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I seem to have brain farts all the time. I'll say a sentence and then realize I messed the sentence up pretty badly, or switch two words around.
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 01:11 AM   #18
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Putting dirty dishes in the LAUNDRY...
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 02:14 AM   #19
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I kept saying kitchen when I wanted to say chicken and chicken when I wanted to say kitchen instead..
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I texted a friend, asking for her mobile number.
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