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Old 9th Jan 2012, 12:26 PM   #1
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Thought you'd all enjoy this.
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It's a little too accurate... Like it makes my skin crawl...
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 12:40 PM   #2
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First off, I love Soundlyawake. Him and Justine both. <3

I've heard every single one of those. "I mean stupid gay, not gay gay." I die.
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 12:55 PM   #3
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I saw this yesterday. It's so perfect. XD
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 01:02 PM   #4
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Haha. I've recently come out to a really good friend, and she's started to sometimes call me 'bitch' . That's about it though, and it's okay. I'd be quite annoyed if my female friends treated me like the 'girl' in the video treats her gay friend .
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 01:09 PM   #5
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omgawd, if he shaved his beard, he would make a good looking girl. He has really good facial structure.

I would pork him if he took the wig off.
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 02:33 PM   #6
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I've heard "You're practically a girl," "Do you think he's gay?" and "You're gay! You're supposed to know these things!" too many times before. This is spot on.
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 05:57 PM   #7
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My best-straight-female-friend started calling me bitch waaay before she knew I liked guys. She also used to say she forgot I was a guy a lot. I guess that makes her the hipster of my friend group?
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 06:14 PM   #8
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It's kinda like: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...ko1_r1_500.gif
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 06:22 PM   #9
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Line from a book i was reading
"I'm not sure if he counts [as the token guy] though, Damien's gay"
.... Yeah. Spot on video.
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 06:35 PM   #10
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What a coincidence, I was watching that earlier and was just about to post it. Here's another one that was scary true for me.

Shit Straight Girls Say.... to Lesbians - YouTube

and

Shit Girls Say - Straight Girls To Lesbians - YouTube

I have straight female friends that are just like these two examples. It's ridiculous. I died laughing.
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 06:43 PM   #11
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okoklol 2nd video, I lost it at "how do they not get shit on their dicks" xD
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"Wait, you like him too? So lying about liking me!"

Not exact language, but babes say shit to bi guys too. Part of the reason I'm mostly in the closet still except for to friends and family. Girls just think I'll always be thinking about spiky hair...
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 08:31 PM   #13
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I've been called 'gay best friend' by some of my friends because I never came on to them.

And this is so accurate it's scary.
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All of the videos so far in this thread are hilarious. I've heard a lot of them in the Straight Girls to Lesbians videos, and it's so annoying. I only know one guy who is bi, so I haven't had much chance to hear anything from the first video. I certainly believe it's all said quite often, though. Ignorance is what I call it.
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Old 10th Jan 2012, 02:55 PM   #16
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Wow those are all funny, lol. We watched the first video at school today haha. Straight girls do tend to ask the gay guys at our school for fashion advice lol and call them bitch. I think there should be one for Things Straight Guys Say to Gay Guys and Things Straight Guys Say to Lesbians.

For the second it'd be like "So, can I join?"
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"Wanna hop on and see if we can rewire you?"
"How do you know you're a lesbian if you've never had sex with a man?"
"Don't give up on men just yet."
"You just haven't found the right man."
and "You're a lesbian? Hot. I watch lesbian porn all the time."

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Shit Straight Guys Say To Lesbians - YouTube Found one, lol.
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This is pretty much half of my day.
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Old 21st Jan 2012, 02:24 PM   #18
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I'm really loving all the "shit says ..." Videos there are some really funny ones! Lol :P
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Every single one of those things has been said to me
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This is so true it's almost annoying. I hate when girls say stuff like this.
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