Favourite Sayings

I just love saying the word gorgious

 

All my sayings are basically just quotes from television shows, usually Seinfeld. (What a nerd.)

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
"That's a shame."
"Newman!"

I'm not really all that original.

 

I agree i hate gay steriotypes but its not like im helping my case at all

 

Talk to the FIST! COZ I AIN'T LISTENIN MOTHERF*********!!!

Of course I'm joking.

Can't think of anything:eek:

 

“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.” ― Jack Kerouac

I have a love that I cannot control for Mr Jack Kerouac

 

I find myself saying "this can only end well" a lot.

 

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Sh** happens.

 

"Life goes on"

 

While talking about people who pissed him off, my dad was fond saying, "I hope your oldest son gets a camel in trouble!"

 

My mom: "I need this like I need a hole in my head!!! :tantrum:"

Most of my favorite sayings are just inside jokes between me and people...I'll give some examples but they'll make absolutely no sense to you lol.

"# 5?"

"Strike a pose!"

"That _____ was so Batman."

"Where am I?!?!? HERE I AM!!!"

"Shhh! ...I'm practicing for my funeral."

:lol:

 

"Everybody's doing it".

 

"If it walk like a duck, quack like a duck, then guess what? AFLAC!" Madea from "Madea goes to Jail: the Play
Oh, that just cracks me up everytime I hear it

 

にゃ～
Meow!

yeah, I meow in different languages as a sign that I hear you.
Or just 'cause.

I also made up the word Wafflesauce (to describe something awesome) but I haven't had a chance to use it yet.

 

"the fair's in Pomona" (what my mom says whenever my sister complains that something is unfair).

 

My family's most commonly used phrases:

Mum: ... (silent treatment)
Dad : $#%@ (vulgars in two foreign languages stringed nicely in one sentence)
Sis : Fuck...
Me : Fucking A!

Ah, my dysfunctional family...

 

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

 

That sounds almost the same as an ancient chinese saying (I think it's by Lao Tze, I'm not sure): "Give a man a fish and he's full for the day. But teach him how to fish and he's full for the rest of his life"