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Gay teen worried he might be Christian

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Chip, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. Chip

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    Read it here.

    (And please, don't anybody get offended.)
     
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    The poor kid...

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    hahaha ... I LOVE the onion
     
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    Lol, I love the onion too. Some of those articles are hilarious. But if that is/were real, how sad!
     
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    Articles like these are why I love The Onion. And Cracked. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Hmm... I wonder, how the world would look like if fundamentalism was indeed like gayness. And what a parallel-universe version of EC for recently out fundamentalists would discuss...
     
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    :roflmao:

    ...sorry, I shouldn't be laughing :icon_redf
     
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    Well i feel sorry for him, Religion is "Interesting" not that i have enything realy against it :slight_smile:

    P.S Im new to this! Nice to meet you all. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I love The Onion. Great story. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I suspect it would have much to do with rick santorum's love of talking about beasitality, and how it makes them so horny to hear pat robertson say that jesus hates the broncos.
     
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    Haha great read :grin:
     
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    I love the onion.
     
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    Oh my god I haven't laughed this hard since I heard Sarah Palin speak for the first time.
     
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    Awh, the poor guy...I can only imagine how horrible it would be to have sudden urges to picket abortion clinics or *gasp* watch The 700 Club. :tears: Hope he can work it all out..


    :roflmao:


    Oh, and -
    Welcome! :slight_smile:
     
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    ^This
     
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    ^ yea it is

    Love the onion ahahaha.
    Thanks for sharing, Chip!
     
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    Literally started crying from laughter as I read this. I love this type of satire
     
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    It is most definitely satire :slight_smile:

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    :lol:
    That was pretty good :grin: