So these are apparently the top 40 most cringeworthy chat up lines. I would be creeped out if somebody used Number 10 on me. Online dating with ######### - the UK's largest dating site Do you know any other chat lines which are worst than these ones? Have you used any of these before?
I've actually heard that one before. Not on me, of course, but it was a very sad thing to witness, lol.
This one's a bit bad and I don't endorse the use of it: "Hey baby my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?"
Those are terrible lines, but I've heard worse. One time I was with my love and we were sitting in the computer lab at school working on quizzes together when some boy we don't know sat down on the other side of her. He turned to her and said, "Hey, are you almost done? I have a present in my trunk for the prettiest girl in the room." And I said, "What is it, a shovel?" He's a legitimate creep.
Ugh, these reminded me. I just remembered once when I was at a fast food place after school one day and I was getting myself some iced tea (I prefer unsweetened) and an adult male employee asked me if I wanted any sugar, and when I said no he replied, "You don't need it--you're sweet enough!~" :eusa_doh:
#33-Totally reasonable. I could see myself using that. It really does just seem like an honest icebreaker. #2, I like it, because what guy doesn't wanna be Mr. Right?
5. “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.” or "I lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle with you?" ... would win me over in a heart beat.
I have a friend with the words "Your Name" tattooed on his penis. He goes up to women, asks their names and no matter the answer he says "You're not going to believe this but I have your name tattooed on my penis, want to see it?" You wouldn't believe how many times I've seen this work for him. I can't help but laugh
Aww some of these aren't that bad lol, a few would win me over instantly. I'm quite a sweet and romantic person though, so... 6. “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.” 7. “If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?” 8. “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?” 18. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.” 20. "You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!” 33. “Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.” Those would make me laugh/smile, definitely a good first impression on me. 36. “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.” Seeing as I'm a guy that obviously wouldn't work on me, but with a slight alteration to "I think I found the cause of globing warming, because you are so hot." that would win me over. 38 “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!” LOL American Dad! Used this! With an alteration - “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! *Gets out $10* other than this tenner which is yours to earn."
Haha! I like number 19 “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.” Aaaaaww xD
Number 33 is just brilliant. It would be just about the only one I would actually consider using. Now to find a place to use it. The trouble is that I don't go to enough parties or other functions where I would mingle with strangers.