Sassy T-Shirts

One of my favorites out of my t-shirts (and the one that I've gotten the most compliments on, by far) says, "When do I get to vote on your marriage?" I'm also fond of my shirt that says, "I heart chubby bearded guys." It's hardly clever or sassy, but the bluntness of the statement combined with the novelty of the idea almost add up to sass, the way beans and rice supposedly combine to give you protein (although I'm pretty sure that latter one is just a myth).

 

I wear this one everywhere. Then there's my "And then Buffy staked Edward, the end" shirt, which I also love.

I need to track down a T-shirt I lost some time ago. It just said "NO."

 

I <3 t-shirts of all varieties, snarky or not

One of my favorites says "Reading. This shit is crazy." and has a stick figure with a book and a speech bubble that says "It's crazy"

Another gem is my "Get Your Sexy Right" shirt.

Or my "I Respect Vaginas" shirt.

 

i am boring. most my shirts say Billabong, or DC! haha!
WEll, this one says: READ FAST DIE YOUNG, and is from Powells Books store, and Ed Hardy made for it.
So you know it looks cool.

 

The only really clever shirt I have says "Other Team" in a baseball-themed font.

I do have this idea for a T-shirt that says Dinosaurs went extinct because they were all gay, followed by an image of two T-Rexes tongue-kissing.

 

I'm not much of a t-shirt guy, but there's one (not sex related, sorry if this thread is only for that) computer related one I like wearing. I couldn't find an image of it online, but it has a computer flow chart, determining if your computer is working and depending whether you say yes or no for each question, you get a different result.

Plenty of mild swearing to be read, it's awesome.

Edit: Wait, I found it.

 

When I was little, I had a shirt proclaiming myself to be a "Lean, grean, pizza-eating machine," or something to that extent.


I wish I could find a bigger pic...

Anyways, this "I pooped today!" shirt- I love that it's so pointlessly crude, and celebrates a non-achievement, but I can't help but think- it looks to me like the model's boobs are squeezing the poop out of Mr. Stick Guy. And that disturbs me.

 

I've always been partial to Snorg Tees with their nerdy humour... though I guess that isn't really sassy. Nerdy-cocky, maybe. How about this one:



And not really sassy either (geez, I'm bad at this thread) but I LOVE this shirt. I'd legitimately buy one and wear it:

 

I'm going to make one that says "I'm as straight as x^2!" so my friend and I can wear it around.

 

I got my granny one that says, "Sarcasm is the body's defense against Stupid" Saw it at Wal-Mart, and cracked up,and decided to get it for my granny...

 

my favorite was one that says 'no'body knows i'm a lesbian' Considered wearing it the chickened out.

 

I own tons of shirts with mean or witty sayings on them. My favorite one is my "Your shirt says princess but your face says troll" shirt.