No I don't shove things up my butt

i aint gay, but i can't imagine me or any my straight friends any of us saying that to you.

maybe its a teen thing, maybe a wichita thing, idk...but just ask them if they like things shoved up their face! show fist.

 

Yup, I mean i didn't got a dirrect question but some indirect refferences were made.

 

Yeah this girl at work was all like, "Do you fist yourself?"

jgsdjgfvjnmjgvsdjmvgjiosdiopjfsad!!!!! Really? ... NO! Everyone was joking how I'd like this or that done to me... Okay people, I'm gay but I don't spend all my time thinking about shoving crap up my butt. I don't ask all you ladies about what you shove up your vagina either or the last inanimate object you guys banged.

I'm not gay because I like butt. Girls have those too. I'm gay because I like dick. Thank you.

 

I've never been asked, but I think it's more because between my friends and I, there's this more or less mutual, unspoken agreement that nobody really sees each other as "sexual beings". You know, kind of how your parents don't typically ever want to hear of your sexual exploits. Yeah, that.

 

I've never been asked that, because I haven't told anyone, but I hate how that area is associated with being gay! I'm pretty sure straight couples engage in that activity too...

Not sure I even ever want a penis going in that region! o.o

 

Just tell them you don't have a boyfriend yet, so there is no urgent need to prepare yourself for anal intercourse.

And then point out that your masturbatory habits are really none of their business.

And explain that many men like things in their butts because it stimulates the prostate, and it has nothing to do with sexual orientation. Being gay isn't about what you want to do sexually, it's about who you want to do it with.

I expect this is a 16-year-old-male problem, at least mostly. They don't tend to go in much for appropriateness.

 

When I first came out to my mother, she put it this way "do you want to be dinked up the bum?" Without even thinking maybe I'm a top lol. But I think it was the "dinked" word that causes hysterical laughter from me even now.

 

It just sounds like you have some weird friends. In my experience, every three out of four of your friends is weird in some way, shape or form. If you're not one of them, look at your three closest friends. You'll see it's probably true lol.

 

I have never been asked this but I probably would be either mortified or burst out laughing if someone did! Me and my friends are usually innocent minded, don't ask or just assume what stuff we do and as a collective we pretty much get what everyone has done.

 

wow.
you too?
Dude what kind of mentality thinks that way?
I was raised Christian, and always figured gay men like to kiss men and have some sort of sex with men not women, didn't figure how that worked....seriously i never once would have asked what objects go in a buttonhole...and when i did figure it out, duh, i knew what part of anatomy, no kidding dick not fist...you can use anybodies hands any gender my gosh! gay means guy likes guys, where is this other stuff coming from in their minds??
and...
it is really rather rude.
if you told them, i guess you thought they were your friends, how can that come out the mouth of a friend?

---------- Post added 7th Jun 2012 at 06:07 PM ----------

hehe! my grampa and gramma when dating used to hang out at her parents living room making out while her dad was there! maybe not sex, she stayed virgin, but still...hot and heavy making out on the sofa with her dad just smoking his pipe and approving. hahaha!

---------- Post added 7th Jun 2012 at 06:08 PM ----------

oh no...we Americans carry things in pockets, in our trousers...
UK does everything in reverse!

 

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nah, i mean why they ask that?
guy is not gay for sticking an object up butt, and if you just want any old fist there you can be straight man and ask your lovely wifey to do it!

see?

gay = man likes man.

but, why would their friends after they come out just blurt out what objects they like shoved in, when maybe they were hoping more for just love and a kiss from a guy?

too weird