Your Favorite Lines or One-Liners.

I'm having an old friend for dinner. (From The Silence of the Lambs)

Hasta la vista. Baby. (from Terminator 2)

 

Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.


You know the rest. >_>

 

Lorelai: You ruined my joke.
Rory: No. The punchline did.
(Gilmore Girls)

"People often say it's time to forgive and forget; so I'm here to forgive you, and forget you." -The Hills (only episode I've watched)


"Call 911!"
"What's the number?!" - from the book "Clique"

"I'm curious. And since I'm not a cat, it's not dangerous." - House

"The music is all around us. All you have to do... is listen." - August Rush

"WOAH DREAM BIG!" - Juno

"...Doctors are sadists who like to think of themselves of God and laugh at the lesser people." - Bren "Juno"

"I love when you do stuff that’s rude and so wrong." - "Spring Awakening" from the song "My junk"

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” - hmm.. forgot where I heard this

 

Oh yea, one of my favorites from As The World Turns (of course):
Noah: So you're gay...
Luke: So... you're not.

 

Arrested Development

Lucille: "Look Buster, heres a candy bar. No...I'm withholding it, look at me...getting off"

hehe very funny....there are many many more

 

"You know, that guy's lonely. Lonelier than he lets on. Maybe even lonelier than he realizes.

I don't know; I feel like I can relate, lol.

 

"What's your damage, Heather?!" - from Heathers.

 

Michael Palin: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down the mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
Graham Chapman: Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
Terry Gilliam: Well, we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
Eric Idle: Right. steels himself I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
Michael Palin: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
All: Nope, nope...

 

Hey Hey,

I love the movie death becomes her so
A quote i love is
"Helen, you're a walking lie and i can see right though you ha ha ha" << She had a hole in her... Its a GREAT movie.. in my opinion

Catch

 

"Girls and boys are looking at me, I can't blame em cuz i'm sexy" - Paris Hilton - Turn You On

"What do you mean i'm not allowed to pole dance on the bar?" - my friend about a pole at my old work. We still haven't let her live it down.

"Hey Peter what are you doing?" - Brian, Family Guy
"Crack" - Peter Griffin
*pause*
"Gubment came an took my baby" - Peter after doing crack

 

Death Becomes Her is an Awesome movie! It still amazes me the special effects they were able to achieve at the time it was brought out

 

1. Kim Possible: "so not the drama!" (i say it everytime)

2. Fresh Princ of BelAir: "Pfft! Work it honey!" (the episode will and carlton made a dress, people here watch that show allot so everyone knows it's his pick upline)

3. Fresh Prince of BelAir: "Daddy! i need to borrow $3,000" (am i spoilt? he never gets it back though )

 

Excellent! It's years since I've watched Fawlty Towers and I'd forgotten how good some of it was.

 

From an episode of Are You Being Served.

Captain Peacock: "Mr. Humphries, are you free?"
Mr Humphries: "I'm busy pricing my ties, Captain Peacock."
Captain Peacock: "The gentleman wishes to try on a dress."
Mr Humphries: "I'm free!"​

 

I love that movie!

This is my personal favorite from it:
"Ernest...my a--! I can see MY A--!" After falling down the stairs and twisting her neck around.

 

DEATH BECOMES HER ROX!!!!

davo-man i now have increased respect for you lol

 

It's a Gift with W.C. Fields is my family's favorite movie, and we repeat lines from it all the time. (Note that what follows are separate lines, not a dialog.)

"Your father says a lot of things."
"Well he's not gonna tell me I don't love him."
"Listen, you've all gotta understand one thing. (Loudly) That I... (quietly) am the master of this house hold."
"I've given you the best years of my life."
"Hm, now you change it."
"I'd like to tell you both where to go."
"Excuse me, I'm looking for a man by the name of LeFong, Carl LeFong, capital L, small e, capital F, small o, small n, small g. Lefong, Carl LeFong."
"And should I live to be two hundred I suppose I get a Velocipede."
"You're drunk!" "And you're crazy. I'll be sober tomorrow; you'll crazy for the rest of your life."

We probably use "Hm, now you change it," more than any other line from that movie. I highly recommend you guys see it. It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

 

Mines from desperate housewives when Andrews riding his sisters motorcycle and Bree cries out to him "Andrew! You Know How I Feel About Motorized vehicles!"
It made me giggle