Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. [Sauce Unknown]
lol that is 2 funny i couldnt read it without lauging "It came with my pea sea" i thought it said pea pea ROFL
Its very clever i liked that. this is something my uncle wrote when he was in high school: "Kaos" in the English language Many people who have trouble with spelling and pronouncing words, and other difficulties, will begin to wonder why our language isn't made simpler. It has terrible words like through and thorough, sweet and suite, and many others. So, to overcome these problems by gradual changes, we could make this language easier to spell and pronounce. For the first step I suggest using "s" instead of a soft "c". Sertainly, now, students in all sities and towns would rejoise at this change. Then we could replase the hard "c" with "k" bekause these sound alike anyway. Thus, without and "c" in the language, printing mashines kould be made cheaper. Now by the sekond step, the publik would be sentred around this new system. So now we kould make more komplikated changes by having "tsh" instead of "ch", and "ph" would be replased by "f". This would make words like fysiks and fotograf, tsheaper to print. By now we kan remove the double letters whitsh have always been a nuisanse to akurate speling. Al silent leters kan now be removed bekaus they are forgoten anyway. We koud now begin by making the finer tshanges, sutsh as replasing "y" for "i" and the "s" to "z". Arfta ebowt twenti yeez wi shood ave a reli sensibal riten langwige an' thar wud b no mor ov thez trublsum pronunsiatshun an' speling problums to deal wif.
Haha that's good as! I think I remember reading that somewhere... maybe someone stole it from your uncle and published it on the internet! But it was a little different, I think there was more of an emphasis on the french accent at the end. Good, though!
Wow, holy oldness. Seriously, one of my teachers had that posted on his wall when I was in high school... in 1998!
Haha! :lol: These remind me of George Orwell's "1984" with the language reduction by the Ministry of Information. :icon_bigg