I had some slobbering drunk old guy come up to me in the bar one night and say "Oh My God, What would it take to get you to make out with me?" I responded with "Chloroform" And my friends all laughed their asses off. Does anybody else have any smart-ass responses to pick-up lines?
i never get hit on haha. but a guy i know asked me to go for a drink with him a while back though, i didnt know if it meant something or not so i just said 'im not thirsty' :lol: