This is in no way directed only to men. This is a mock survey based on masculinity and stereotypes so women can definitely join in too. Some of the women could probably outshine the men anyway :lol:. Oh, Hello There. Have you ever looked in the mirror and asked youself, Am I manly Enough? Am I an expert in Manliness? Maybe I'm a novice :icon_sad:? Or I could be neither, maybe I'm Mandrogynous? Every now and then we get people in the community wondering whether they are masculine or feminine, so I though it would be fun it we had a mock survey to see where we fall on the Manly-Scale.I went on a few sites and took a few questions on what they though was manly and provided some here for reference. If you dont feel like going through the questions, then you can still feel free to give your opinion. Its all really just for fun . 1. Why are you taking this test? A) I need to know if I am manly enough! B)My friends call me weak C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... D)I want to assert my Manliness!! 2. Pick one: A)To be honorable. B)To be intelligent. C)To be alpha. D)To be sexy. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? A)I need it to survive! B)I don`t have any... C)Not me, but my man does D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) 4. Facial hair A)Rugged like a rock! B)Does peach fuzz count? C)It’s too scratchy D)Just enough to look nice. 5. Do you like war? A)Hell Yeah! B)No way! C)We need world peace. D)If needed. 6. Are you fit? A) 6 Packs FTW B) Nope, I'm all flab. C) Slightly overweight D) I just eat healthy. 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? A) I Wanna Feel The BURN!! B) Well, I don’t want to throw up C) Both D) I dont want to drink battery acid >_>. 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. A) What people will think? B) Do you look sexy in these? C) Do these make me look gay? D) Real Men Don’t Care!! 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? A) I secretly like to cross my legs. B) As I normally do. C) Criss Cross!! Applesauce!!! D) Legs wide open. Gotta Air Out :/ 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. A) I try to wiggle it away. B) I wait until I’m alone. C) I just dig in there. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? A) Who can’t? B) On a good day. C) Yeah…………………….(No…..) D) I just need someone to warm it up first. 12. You find a spider in the house do you? A) Find someone to kill it B) Act like you didnt see it. C) Kill it after 15 mins of pulling yourself together. D) Crush it with your hands. 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? A) But Kesha is so Catchy and Beyonce sounds like a Angel!! B) I’m not ashamed of any metal songs…….. C) No………….(Yes…….) D) I do have them, but there ain’t no shame! 14. Can you change a Tire? A) Of course B) I’m sure I could…… C) I was never taught. D) It looks really complicated. :icon_redf 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? A) I don’t like Barbeque anyway B) I’m too young ^-^ C) My partner does it for me. D) Well, I can’t use a electric drill, it doesn’t taste the same. 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? A) Sports are Barbaric. B) I just watch for the eye candy :/ C) Does gymnastics count? D) Way more than 20 17. Can you throw a football? A) This should be common knowledge. B) Like straight??? C) I swear its harder than it looks D) I am beast at the whole sport!! 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? A) Like in a knot? B) I’m not that helpless C) I can but I can’t promise you how it will turn out. D) No one taught me 19 Have you gone fishing before? A) Who goes fishing anymore? B) My paps taught me. C) It’s a nice way to get away. D) No, I have a life. 20. Are you afraid of needles? A) More than I let on. B) Hell Yes!! C) Alittle. D) I’m no bitch!! 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. B) I wouldn’t mind some curves C) I prefer them to be a comfortable size. D) THICK AND STACKED!!! 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? A) How else am I gonna do it at the same time? B) Never tried. C) I’m not the one putting on the condoms. D) Yep, you gotta be smooooth…….. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? A) Run B) Wrestle it C) Go for the Eyes D) Scream like a damsel in distress. Last Question. Do you think your Manly? Do you care? Free Response. This test is of course self graded and just for fun. The "Manly" answers are usually blatantly obvious, but of course none these are supposed to be realistic. Just meant to poke fun at stereotypes. Also, if you feel you have done anything "Significantly Manly" recently please feel free to boast. I'll start. I know I would have failed this test so I am definitely a novice. But!!!!! Recently, I say a spider on the wall and after only some slight flipping out I smashed it with shoes. So yep(*flexs*) I'm feeling quite manly today ^_^
haha, i actually took one of those brain sex test thingies earlier today on bbc's site, and scored the same as an average male >3 so i'm feeling rather confident in my manliness haha. as for boasting, i had a bee crawling on me earlier when i was out at my storage unit getting my futon out for someone to buy it from me, after i freaked for a second and swatted it off, i went over to where it landed (it was just crawling around...i think it might have been injured or something...*shrug*) and stepped on it. i am absolutely PETRIFIED of bees and wasps and hornets and anything that stings, so for me to actually approach it....*flex* i earned my manly card for the day (i used to make my ex kill bees that got into our room...and he's allergic to them XD. i'm not allergic but will go into a full blown panic attack if one is near me)
1. Why are you taking this test? C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... 2. Pick one: B)To be intelligent. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) 4. Facial hair C)It’s too scratchy 5. Do you like war? C)We need world peace. 6. Are you fit? D) I just eat healthy. 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? B) Well, I don’t want to throw up 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. D) Real Men Don’t Care!! 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? B) As I normally do. 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. A) I try to wiggle it away. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? C) Yeah…………………….(No…..) 12. You find a spider in the house do you? B) Act like you didnt see it. 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? D) I do have them, but there ain’t no shame! 14. Can you change a Tire? B) I’m sure I could…… 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? A) I don’t like Barbeque anyway 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? A) Sports are Barbaric. 17. Can you throw a football? B) Like straight??? 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? B) I’m not that helpless 19 Have you gone fishing before? D) No, I have a life. 20. Are you afraid of needles? B) Hell Yes!! 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? B) Never tried. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? A) Run Last Question. Do you think your Manly? Do you care? Ehh... I'm not a walking stereotype of manliness, but I'm also not a walking stereotype of a feminine gay guy...
1. Why are you taking this test? C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... 2. Pick one: B)To be intelligent. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) 4. Facial hair B)Does peach fuzz count? (For lack of a better answer.) 5. Do you like war? D)If needed. (Which, in most circumstances, it is not needed) 6. Are you fit? D) I just eat healthy. 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? D) I dont want to drink battery acid >_>. (I see no point in drinking) 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. A) What people will think? B) Do you look sexy in these? (a mix of these two) 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? B) As I normally do. (I tend to cross my legs at my ankles) 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. N/A. I hate itching. It kind of disgusts me a bit. I ignore it even when in private. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? C) Yeah…………………….(No…..) 12. You find a spider in the house do you? A) Find someone to kill it B) Act like you didnt see it. C) Kill it after 15 mins of pulling yourself together. (I pretend like I didn't see it, then I start freaking out about it, try to get someone to kill it, no one else usually does it for me, so I have to suck it up after about 15 minutes and kill it. [I'm 100% against killing living creatures [I typically exclude humans in this definition].. but.. spiders are the scariest thing in the world to me.. tied with heights.]) 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? C) No………….(Yes…….) 14. Can you change a Tire? C) I was never taught. (Even if I was, though, I'd probably get someone else to do it. If you think about it.. a tire is probably one of the dirtiest things you come in contact with. It's been to so many places and it's just crawling with filth.) 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? B) I’m too young ^-^ (Even if I wasn't, though, I wouldn't use it. Grills are typically used for grilling animal flesh.) 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? A) Sports are Barbaric. (Blunt and fits for the most part, but if you enjoy doing it, I have no reason to dislike you for it. Don't get up and in my face about it, though.) 17. Can you throw a football? B) Like straight??? 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? A) Like in a knot? 19 Have you gone fishing before? A) Who goes fishing anymore? (Fishing, to me, is barbaric. It's torturing the fish. You hook them in the mouth with a, well, hook, and then you reel them in using the hole you made in their mouths. And if the hook gets stuck, you have to cut up their insides just to get it out.) 20. Are you afraid of needles? B) Hell Yes!! 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? N/A. I'm pretty much asexual. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? A) Run (I wouldn't have the time to think to do anything else, it'd just be my instinct to run. I wouldn't kill the bear because in the end, a life would be ended. Either your's or the bear's. It's still a life. If you run both could be saved.) Last Question. Do you think your Manly? Do you care? I couldn't care less. I know I'm not the stereotypical definition of manly. So.. yeah. I probably failed..
1. Why are you taking this test? C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... 2. Pick one: A)To be honorable. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) 4. Facial hair C)It’s too scratchy 5. Do you like war? D)If needed. 6. Are you fit? C) Slightly overweight 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? D) I dont want to drink battery acid >_>. 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. C) Do these make me look gay? 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? C) Criss Cross!! Applesauce!!! 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. B) I wait until I’m alone. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? B) On a good day. 12. You find a spider in the house do you? D) Crush it with your hands. 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? C) No………….(Yes…….) 14. Can you change a Tire? D) It looks really complicated. :icon_redf 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? D) Well, I can’t use a electric drill, it doesn’t taste the same. 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? B) I just watch for the eye candy :/ 17. Can you throw a football? B) Like straight??? 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? A) Like in a knot? 19 Have you gone fishing before? D) No, I have a life. 20. Are you afraid of needles? C) Alittle. 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? B) Never tried. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? C) Go for the Eyes Last Question. Do you think your Manly? Do you care? I hate masculinity, and I publicly reject it.
1. Why are you taking this test? C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... 2. Pick one: D)To be sexy. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) 4. Facial hair D)Just enough to look nice. 5. Do you like war? C)We need world peace. 6. Are you fit? A) 6 Packs FTW 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? D) I dont want to drink battery acid >_>. 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. B) Do you look sexy in these? C) Do these make me look gay? (Both) 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? A) I secretly like to cross my legs. D) Legs wide open. Gotta Air Out :/ 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. A) I try to wiggle it away 11. Can you open a pickle jar? A) Who can’t? 12. You find a spider in the house do you? B) Act like you didnt see it. 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? D) I do have them, but there ain’t no shame! 14. Can you change a Tire? C) I was never taught. 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? C) My partner does it for me. 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? B) I just watch for the eye candy :/ 17. Can you throw a football? B) Like straight??? 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? C) I can but I can’t promise you how it will turn out. 19 Have you gone fishing before? D) No, I have a life. 20. Are you afraid of needles? D) I’m no bitch!! 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? C) I’m not the one putting on the condoms. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? C) Go for the Eyes Last Question. Do you think your Manly? Do you care? Free Response. Don't really care, no. Although I did try to answer this relatively honestly, haha. I held my boyfriend's hand in public! A Wal-Mart and a McDonald's!
i suppose since i'm bored i might as well do the actual thing XD 1. Why are you taking this test? C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... 2. Pick one: A)To be honorable. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? A)I need it to survive! (though as i'm not out to everyone yet, i still have to shave :/) 4. Facial hair B)Does peach fuzz count? 5. Do you like war? C)We need world peace. 6. Are you fit? B) Nope, I'm all flab. 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? C) Both 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. D) Real Men Don’t Care!! 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? D) Legs wide open. Gotta Air Out :/ 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. A) I try to wiggle it away. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? A) Who can’t? 12. You find a spider in the house do you? D) Crush it with your hands. (with toilet paper between us) 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? Z) i don't own an ipod.... 14. Can you change a Tire? A) Of course 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? C) My partner does it for me. (never been shown how :O but i'm sure it can't be that hard...can it?) 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? Z) only a few...like mia hamm and michael jordan 17. Can you throw a football? B) Like straight??? 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? B) I’m not that helpless 19 Have you gone fishing before? C) It’s a nice way to get away. 20. Are you afraid of needles? C) Alittle. 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? B) Never tried. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? Z) slowly back away without looking away from it...running is a bad idea Do you think your Manly? Do you care? I'm manly enough for me
1. Why are you taking this test? A) I need to know if I am manly enough! B)My friends call me weak C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... D)I want to assert my Manliness!! 2. Pick one: A)To be honorable. B)To be intelligent. C)To be alpha. D)To be sexy. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? A)I need it to survive! (The answer to this is yes, I do have body hair. The three other options are sort of the same. ) B)I don`t have any... C)Not me, but my man does D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) 4. Facial hair A)Rugged like a rock! B)Does peach fuzz count? C)It’s too scratchy D)Just enough to look nice. 5. Do you like war? A)Hell Yeah! B)No way! C)We need world peace. D)If needed. 6. Are you fit? A) 6 Packs FTW B) Nope, I'm all flab. C) Slightly overweight (I'm not particularly happy with my weight ) D) I just eat healthy. 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? A) I Wanna Feel The BURN!! B) Well, I don’t want to throw up C) Both D) I dont want to drink battery acid >_>. 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. A) What people will think? B) Do you look sexy in these? C) Do these make me look gay? D) Real Men Don’t Care!! 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? A) I secretly like to cross my legs. B) As I normally do. (That is to say, sometimes I cross, sometimes I don't.) C) Criss Cross!! Applesauce!!! D) Legs wide open. Gotta Air Out :/ 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. A) I try to wiggle it away. B) I wait until I’m alone. C) I just dig in there. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? A) Who can’t? B) On a good day. C) Yeah…………………….(No…..) D) I just need someone to warm it up first. 12. You find a spider in the house do you? A) Find someone to kill it B) Act like you didnt see it. C) Kill it after 15 mins of pulling yourself together. (Some mild weeping is sometimes involved. Not really. Okay kind of.) D) Crush it with your hands. 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? A) But Kesha is so Catchy and Beyonce sounds like a Angel!! B) I’m not ashamed of any metal songs…….. C) No………….(Yes…….) D) I do have them, but there ain’t no shame! 14. Can you change a Tire? A) Of course B) I’m sure I could…… C) I was never taught. D) It looks really complicated. 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? A) I don’t like Barbeque anyway B) I’m too young ^-^ C) My partner does it for me. D) Well, I can’t use a electric grill, it doesn’t taste the same. (I suppose that means yes) 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? A) Sports are Barbaric. B) I just watch for the eye candy :/ C) Does gymnastics count? D) Way more than 20 (Like wayyyyyy more.) 17. Can you throw a football? A) This should be common knowledge. B) Like straight??? C) I swear its harder than it looks D) I am beast at the whole sport!! 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? A) Like in a knot? B) I’m not that helpless (Like all kinds of ways.) C) I can but I can’t promise you how it will turn out. D) No one taught me 19 Have you gone fishing before? A) Who goes fishing anymore? B) My paps taught me. C) It’s a nice way to get away. D) No, I have a life. 20. Are you afraid of needles? A) More than I let on. B) Hell Yes!! C) Alittle. D) I’m no bitch!! (Not saying people who are afraid of needles are bitches, but I'm not afraid of them.) 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. B) I wouldn’t mind some curves C) I prefer them to be a comfortable size. D) THICK AND STACKED!!! 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? A) How else am I gonna do it at the same time? B) Never tried. C) I’m not the one putting on the condoms. D) Yep, you gotta be smooooth…….. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? A) Run B) Wrestle it C) Go for the Eyes D) Scream like a damsel in distress. Last Question. Do you think your Manly? Do you care? I think of myself as being fairly masculine, and no, no I don't care. I haven't really added any manly exploits under my belt lately. Does camping without electricity count? If so, then there's that I suppose.
Wow. You weren't kidding. This quiz is REALLY stereotypical. War=Manliness??? wtf :eusa_doh: 1. Why are you taking this test? C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... 2. Pick one: A)To be honorable. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) 4. Facial hair B)Does peach fuzz count? 5. Do you like war? C)We need world peace. 6. Are you fit? B) Nope, I'm all flab. 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? B) Well, I don’t want to throw up 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. B) Do you look sexy in these? C) Do these make me look gay? 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? C) Criss Cross!! Applesauce!!! 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. B) I wait until I’m alone. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? B) On a good day. 12. You find a spider in the house do you? B) Act like you didnt see it. 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? D) I do have them, but there ain’t no shame! 14. Can you change a Tire? C) I was never taught. 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? A) I don’t like Barbeque anyway 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? A) Sports are Barbaric. 17. Can you throw a football? C) I swear its harder than it looks 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? C) I can but I can’t promise you how it will turn out. 19 Have you gone fishing before? B) My paps taught me. 20. Are you afraid of needles? B) Hell Yes!! 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. B) I wouldn’t mind some curves 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? B) Never tried. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? Neither, play dead. If you define manly man as an ogreish meat-head who likes seeing missiles explode, no. Do I care? No. :eusa_clap
1. Why are you taking this test? A) I need to know if I am manly enough! B)My friends call me weak C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... D)I want to assert my Manliness!! 2. Pick one: A)To be honorable. B)To be intelligent. C)To be alpha. D)To be sexy. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? A)I need it to survive! B)I don`t have any... C)Not me, but my man does D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) It really depends on where said body hair is. 4. Facial hair A)Rugged like a rock! B)Does peach fuzz count? <-- More than peach fuzz, but annoyingly so. C)It’s too scratchy D)Just enough to look nice. 5. Do you like war? A)Hell Yeah! B)No way! C)We need world peace. D)If needed. "What is it good for!? Absolutely nothing! Say it again, ya'll! 6. Are you fit? A) 6 Packs FTW <-- More like a 2 pack. I've gotten lazy. B) Nope, I'm all flab. C) Slightly overweight D) I just eat healthy. 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? A) I Wanna Feel The BURN!! B) Well, I don’t want to throw up C) Both D) I dont want to drink battery acid >_>. 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. A) What people will think? B) Do you look sexy in these? C) Do these make me look gay? D) Real Men Don’t Care!! 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? A) I secretly like to cross my legs. B) As I normally do. C) Criss Cross!! Applesauce!!! D) Legs wide open. Gotta Air Out :/ 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. A) I try to wiggle it away. B) I wait until I’m alone. C) I just dig in there. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? A) Who can’t? B) On a good day. C) Yeah…………………….(No…..) D) I just need someone to warm it up first. 12. You find a spider in the house do you? A) Find someone to kill it <--Sensory Issues prevent me from doing it myself B) Act like you didnt see it. C) Kill it after 15 mins of pulling yourself together. D) Crush it with your hands. 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? A) But Kesha is so Catchy and Beyonce sounds like a Angel!! B) I’m not ashamed of any metal songs…….. C) No………….(Yes…….) D) I do have them, but there ain’t no shame! 14. Can you change a Tire? A) Of course B) I’m sure I could…… C) I was never taught. D) It looks really complicated. :icon_redf 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? A) I don’t like Barbeque anyway B) I’m too young ^-^ C) My partner does it for me. D) Well, I can’t use a electric grill, it doesn’t taste the same. 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? A) Sports are Barbaric. B) I just watch for the eye candy :/ C) Does gymnastics count? D) Way more than 20 17. Can you throw a football? A) This should be common knowledge. B) Like straight??? C) I swear its harder than it looks D) I am beast at the whole sport!! 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? A) Like in a knot? B) I’m not that helpless C) I can but I can’t promise you how it will turn out. D) No one taught me 19 Have you gone fishing before? A) Who goes fishing anymore? B) My paps taught me. C) It’s a nice way to get away. D) No, I have a life. 20. Are you afraid of needles? A) More than I let on. B) Hell Yes!! C) Alittle. <-- Not so much fear as medical condition causes needles to make my body numb. Uncomfortable feeling. Don't like it. D) I’m no bitch!! 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. B) I wouldn’t mind some curves C) I prefer them to be a comfortable size. D) THICK AND STACKED!!! 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? A) How else am I gonna do it at the same time? B) Never tried. C) I’m not the one putting on the condoms. D) Yep, you gotta be smooooth…….. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? A) Run B) Wrestle it C) Go for the Eyes D) Scream like a damsel in distress. Last Question. Do you think your Manly? Do you care? I'm more manly then a lot of men who claim to be. But I'm also not a ruffian. I'm manly when it's tasteful to be. Or, ya know, when I feel like showing a bitch up. Also, if you feel you have done anything "Significantly Manly" recently please feel free to boast. I do so many manly things on a daily basis, it's hard to keep count. I'm always boasting about something.
1. Why are you taking this test? C)I’ve got nothing else to do.... 2. Pick one: B)To be intelligent. 3. Do You Have Body Hair? D)I cant stand it. (I Shave) 4. Facial hair B)Does peach fuzz count? 5. Do you like war? C)We need world peace. 6. Are you fit? D) I just eat healthy. 7. You are at a bar. Do you drink for strength or Taste? C) Both 8. You are buying jeans. Do you wonder…. A) What people will think? 9. How do you sit, when you are ALONE? C) Criss Cross!! Applesauce!!! 10. You have an inappropriate itch in public…. B) I wait until I’m alone. 11. Can you open a pickle jar? A) Who can’t? 12. You find a spider in the house do you? C) Kill it after 15 mins of pulling yourself together. 13. Do you like any songs that you don’t have on your Ipod because you are ashamed? B) I’m not ashamed of any metal songs…….. 14. Can you change a Tire? C) I was never taught. 15. Can you use a charcoal grill? A) I don’t like Barbeque anyway 16. Can list alteast 20 Sports Players? A) Sports are Barbaric. 17. Can you throw a football? B) Like straight??? 18. Do you know how to tie a tie? B) I’m not that helpless 19 Have you gone fishing before? D) No, I have a life. 20. Are you afraid of needles? B) Hell Yes!! 21. Do you pick your partners based on breast/ass size? A) Personality attracts me. 22. Can you unhook and bra and/or put on a condom with one hand? B) Never tried. 23. You spot a bear. Do You? A) Run Last Question. Do you think your Manly? Do you care? Well, I'm a blue belt in Krav Maga (I've been training since I was 5). My dad died when I was 8 so he never really taught me *argh*MANLY*rrggh* -flexes muscles- things. I like video games and computers. I'm a geek! A geek who's madly in love with another boy. I'm not manly by definition of heterosexual masculinity, but in my own way, I'm not feminine.
