Bloody Pingu! Its so fun to see Pingu flying off in an arc when you hit him accurately I'm not a violent person by the way just to make that clear...
Dance Dance Revolution. Play on the highest difficulty in front of your friends and they will worship you.
I don't know if it counts, but I have all of the high scores on The Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift at our local arcade.
I am pretty good at any shooting game, although I will not play the hunting one. Otherwise, aliens and zombies are fine, but I have the high score unfortunately, and haven't been beaten before with friends. So some stereotypes aren't true, although I can't do the basketball. Skeeball is also fun, a friend of mine showed me this thing she does, and its amazing when you get used to it. I roll it against the side and its actually easier to aim it that way, when it comes off the wall.
Did the men in black suits ever visit you, Lex? A few of my favourites include Galaga, Asteroids and Donkey Kong.