Talking in your sleep

Haha I don't know if I've HEARD someone say something funny in their sleep, but I know I've said some odd things...

My sis told me I said something about soap...

My old friend told me I said "My dog has so many fleas..."

And once I woke up making out with a pillow.

OH WAIT! My mom was mumbling in her sleep and she just randomly shouted "AIRPLANES!!!"

 

LOL!!
My cousin once said, " I wouldn't do that if I were you." in her sleep! That's the only one I can think of at the moment.

 

I almost killed my sister twice because of sleep walking? I tried to suffocate her with a pillow and stab her on two different occasions. Other times I make animal noises at peoples doors.

 

Well, the latter would absolutely hysterical. But I think you might want to see about ways to protect yourself and others. It sounds like you could really get hurt, or worse hurt someone else. There must be something you can do or put next to your bed or something.

 

According to my family I sleep talk.

Probably one of the weirdest things I've been told I said was when I shouted out (at like 2 in the morning) "It's in the coloured sands!"

 

My mom says I talk in my sleep a lot, and one night I spent about 10 minutes pretending I was an NFL quarterback in a game. LOL.

 

My mother told me that I once started yelling, "Dad, you're messing up the shadows!" while flailing around in bed. Then a few minutes later, I stopped flailing and said, "Nobody likes you anyway!"

 

Haha! A couple of my friends sleep-talk.
My ex was particularly hilarious.
I've certainly heard a few hilarious ones but these are those that I can remember off the top of my head:

"Make them pay with forks. We need forks."

"Belt under the couch is blue not red."

"Get the beakers."

Also, my ex use to hum in his sleep and he'd keep doing it getting louder unless I hummed back at him

 

My brother is a jazz musician and would beatbox and sing in his sleep loudly.

 

I've been known to have full conversations with people who talk to me while I'm sleeping. One time when I was five my sister asked me what I wanted for breakfast the next morning, and I told her waffles and bacon with tea to drink. Next morning I wake up to find her cooking waffles and bacon and pouring a glass of tea. When I asked her how she knew what I wanted she said I had told her in my sleep!

 

Me and my sister heard my lil sis said "peek-a-boo" and we started laughing

 

This... was.... AWESOME!!! XD

Teach me your ways, Dream Master! :eek:

 

my younger brother, "Save me a piece of pie."

Well...it was funny at the time.

 

I've been told that I've said:

"Choo-choo... Next stop: Pittsburgh! Choo Choo!"

"*shouting* No, no, no!!!! We're not making any s'mores!"

"*SCREAMING* YOU ASSHOLE!!!!"

 

My brother says all manner of weird things, most of which are derogatory, and a surprising number of which involve sawdust. I'm totally serious. He always says people are dumber than sawdust in his sleep.

 

My friend was on a date with a guy and at the end of the date they were just watching tv and getting high and she dozed off and ended up talking in her sleep and saying "Bend me over". When she woke up a little later he was just staring at her like Whaaaaaaa????

 

When i was younger my mum came in to check on me at about midnight after she'd done a late at work, and apparently i jumped out of bed saying "alright alright, i know, school soon, i'm getting up" and started to walk out of my room, when i got to my mum i turned round and said "its still dark you silly bitch, i dont have school" and went back to bed. I have no memory of this.

I also tend to laugh or scream myself awake quite often, laughing yourself awake is one of the best ways to wake up. Sets you up for a good day.

 

My brother often starts yelling things in his sleep like 'No! Stop! Get away from me!' If I'm awake, I just yell at him that he's dreaming and to go back to sleep. One time (probably the first time he'd done this) my mom hears him streaming saying '[My name] stop hurting me!' and runs into our room. There she finds both of us sound asleep.

Another time, he starts sleepwalking and ends up telling my mom 'The blue cat is on the roof.' He has no memory of any of these events.

Edit: My uncle on my mom's side sleep walks as well. One time when he was in high school, he starts washing his feet in the bathtub. My grandmother finds him doing this and asks him about it and he just says something like 'My feet are really dirty and I need to wash them right now.' He feet were completely clean.