The EC Chatroom and What You've Been Missing

[shaun] 10:42 pm: god, are you there?
[shaun] 10:42 pm: god, i've always wanted to know a few things, can i ask?
[shaun] 10:43 pm: sigh, I guess he is not here after all
shaun hears a calming voice ringing in his mind, "I'm here my son, what do you want to know?"
[shaun] 10:45 pm: god! there you are
[shaun] 10:45 pm: you're late...
shaun hears, "Sorry, had to pick up some friend chicken for the wife... man I should have never gotten married"
[shaun] 10:45 pm: you're married god? that's a little weird...
shaun hears, "yeah well, I got bored"
[EmperorDJT] 10:46 pm: @_@
[shaun] 10:46 pm: fair enough, okay mind if I ask a few questions?
shaun hears, "sure go ahead"
[shaun] 10:47 pm: Are you a vengeful god? Seems to me that you enjoy putting people through painful periods in their life just to test their loyalty to you... But it seems to me that you don't deserve loyalty, being so mean to your
followers...
shaun hears, "Yeah, I get that criticism alot, but you know... the devil really is a b--ch. He just keeps pushing me and pushing me, and won't ever shut up... sometimes I gotta put him in his place"
[shaun] 10:48 pm: wtf god, that doesn't sound very holy
shaun hears, "eh... what can you do? nobody's perfect"
[shaun] 10:48 pm: well... I guess
[shaun] 10:49 pm: okay, what about gay relationships. You say in the bible it's a horrible mortal sin, but then why can I LOVE someone of the some sex? it's not just lust you know...
shaun hears, "Yeah well, the bible doesn't always get it right... those fools that wrote it wouldn't listen to me for anything... Truth be told, i've got a little "action on the side" if you know what I mean. Moses is a real trooper, *wink*"
[shaun] 10:50 pm: whoa god!
[shaun] 10:50 pm: TMI man!
shaun hears, "Sorry"
[shaun] 10:51 pm: so if the bible isn't the divinely inspired work that it portrays itself as, how much other crap did we get wrong?
shaun hears, "Well, let's just say you guys f-ed it all up... Only thing I care about is keeping the world balanced so that evil doesn't overshadow good... Then satan would win, but I won't let that happen... All you gotta do is love one another, and take care of each other so that your species can survive"
[shaun] 10:52 pm: sounds good to me. and much easier guidlines to follow, why didn't you say that in the first place?
shaun hears, "Well, moses is partially deaf, so he misheard a lot of what I told him... Plus burning bushes have a pretty interesting dialect that is not always easy to understand... That was my bad"
[EmperorDJT] 10:53 pm: Lmao
[shaun] 10:53 pm: it's cool god, everyone makes mistakes
[shaun] 10:53 pm: I think that's it for now, will you stick around in case I need to ask more later?
shaun hears, "Nah i'm going to a banging club, I might be back later, but i'll probably be way messed up, so don't count on any good answers. Peace"
[shaun] 10:54 pm: all right, later god... don't forget to wrap it up
shaun hears, "Word."


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lol, i'm glad you enjoyed it. Entertainment like this is free in the chatroom at almost all hours.

 

LOL! you guys are great. Sorry I have been inattentive with the chatroom, I just got a freelance website design job that i've been working on.

I'll try to participate more soon.