:lol:i feel that everyone here has problems of there own som im here to give everyone some humor Jhon-what do you get when you cross chocolate chips and a muffin Steve- I don't no Jhon- a chocolate chip muffin...duh
Two muffins were baking in an oven, when the first muffin turned to the others and said, "Man, it's hot in here." The second muffin screamed, "AH! TALKING MUFFIN!" The third cried, "WHO CARES, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
Be prepared, this is my favourite bad joke of all time. It cracks me up no matter how many times i say it. "Why did the horse win the nobel prize?.....He was outstanding in his field!" Its so bad, but so good.