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The Adventures of Levi (The Skeleton)

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  1. Martin

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    Yep, Levi the skeleton is named after the member Levi. :grin:

    Anyways, this skeleton lives in my room. As boredom kicked in today i noticed he appeared to be in a rather dodgy position under the bed blanket, as if he was masturbating in the bed. After wondering what was going on i decided to record my investigation. I also learnt that Levi is a wizard because he is able to apparate. My whiteboard, devil mask and SLEEPING BAG :slight_smile:D) make an appearance. :wink:

    For those unaware of what Levi looks like:
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    Excuse the music in the background. I didn't realise i was listening to it so loud. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    The video:
    [youtube]UNxwzWyYT0M[/youtube]

    I have now moved him back into the bed, but judging by the position he is in i think he may be at it again:
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    For those having trouble reading the board, it says "I am NOT wanking"

    :wink:
     
    #1 Martin, Feb 24, 2008
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  2. Ty

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    Wow Martin, such a masculine song you've got playing there :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: What a macho - man!!

    And i really do wonder why you have masturbating skeletons in your bedroom =/ they reminds me of those blow up dolls which you buy from XXX shops to... OH MY!


    Martin..... what do you do with Levi o.0
     
    #2 Ty, Feb 24, 2008
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    Ty asked everything I was wondering. We need answers, Martin! :slight_smile:
     
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  4. Martin

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    I love that song. No dissing. :grin: I could have played S Club 7. :wink:

    Nahhhh, he isn't one of them type of dolls. He is a slutty skeleton, but only to the other skeleton that isn't blown up yet. I'll need a name for him to. :frowning2: They're halloween dolls. :grin:

    To prove he isn't a whorey doll i took a picture of him in a slutty position that most of you members probably do on a daily basis :wink::
    [​IMG]


    Seeeeee. No holes. :grin:
     
    #4 Martin, Feb 24, 2008
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    Lmao, Go Levi, go :wink:
     
    #5 Defender, Feb 24, 2008
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    OK, so why do you have an inflated halloween doll in your room and in your bed in February? :wink:
     
    #6 Paul_UK, Feb 24, 2008
  7. Martin

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    This is the spare room. He was being stored in the corner with the other halloween doll. I decided to inflate him and put him in the spare bed. :grin:

    Innocent enough? :wink:
     
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    OK, but how did you explain that to your parents? Or are they used to you doing random things like that?

    And how do we know you don't take him into your room at night..... :wink:
     
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  9. Martin

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    I usually use him to scare them by placing in places they don't expect him to be. That is my excuse for having them. :grin: Like hellllllllo, i have loads of stuff in this roommmm. A skeleton is one of the least bizarre thingggs :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    He has no holes. It would be pointless trying to use him for pleasure. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: And because the only people i seem to waker up next to are from EC. *glares at your fun and games thread* :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    A skeleton is one of the *least* bizarre things in your room!!! :eek: :confused:
    I think we need photos!

    And if you want someone to wake up to, just check that thread and send a PM...... (*hug*) :icon_redf
     
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    O_O
    ....I think the truth is...LEVI WAS masturbating but only trying to trick you into think he is is not.


    And damn the music in that video >_<...Martin listen to some real music come on!

    And why did you step on his face? That's mean!
     
    #11 InaRut, Feb 24, 2008
  12. Levi

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    I taught him that :grin:
     
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  13. Ty

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    wait..... what? o.0
     
    #13 Ty, Feb 24, 2008
  14. Martin

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    I have pompoms, another skeleton, a gigantic inflatable ball, and i would find uber swish things underneath the bed too. :grin:

    It's a plan. :grin:
    Whoaaaaa, never ever ever ever diss that song. It's the best girls aloud song going, closely followed by biology. :grin:

    Just coz you're raising the bet, and call the shots now on me, ooh
    It really doesn't phase me how you spend your time
    *dances*

    He stole my sleeping bag. Nobody does that to me. :frowning2: He should be lucky he still has air inside him for violating my personal space. :frowning2:
    You're Levski. Not Levi the Human, or Levi the original. LEVSKI. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Well I'm calling domestic abuse hotline on the skeleton's behalf and you two are going to take relationship counselling!

    So there!
     
    #15 InaRut, Feb 24, 2008
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    LMAO i like the part where you step on his face. So commanding and macho.
     
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  17. Martin

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    Message from Levi:

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    ....and I was trying to help him
    HOW RUDE!
     
    #18 InaRut, Feb 24, 2008
  19. Ty

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    Im questioning the legallity of necrophilliac's... hmmm


    *consults*

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    #19 Ty, Feb 24, 2008
  20. Levi

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    I'm talking with my Lawyer about suing for tainting my brandname!
     
    #20 Levi, Feb 24, 2008
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