Monique thinks F.E.A.R stands for F- fucking E- easy A- and R- retarded... Monique runs with scissors... Monique stares into the face of danger laughs... Monique invented the special olympics so that all her ex boyfriends culd feel special again... the phrase "looks can kill" refers to Monique... on tuesdays Monique likes to ride unicorns into a magical land where preps and jocks dance in tutu's and she just points and laughs... never say Monique's name in vain... Monique invented the internet for a place to store her porn.... Monique once got in a rap battle wit slimshady she won using sign language
