So I'm talking to my friend about the Gene Simmons sex tape (a internet friend, not a real one) and it got on the conversation of me taking anti gay pills. Well this the conversation went, Me: Paris Hilton is sexy. Now that I've taken Anti-Gay Pills I should know. Him: Aw? Your not gay anymore? Me: Nope, I got meds for it now Him: U can't go gay then come back to the straight raceline D:! ...gay isent a sickness o_o Me: yes but all attraction is my friend is signals by the brain. So by getting rid of those signals and using supressive mind therapy once every week...I am now straight. Him: lol Me: You think I'm joking? Him: no just funny Me:How so? Him: lol idk never like met someone who was gay then went straight Me: Well It's an experimental procedure.I can't even tell you the company that is running it. Now he's stopped talking >_< hahahahha Me: So not talking to me cause I'm not gay anymore? *** Him: lol no, im playing xbox Me: Well I thought you would be happier then this! *** * Him: lol uh congrats? xD Me: Well fuck it's hard to have to go through this DO you have any idea how hard it is to go through all of this testing? Him: Me: You don't even care do you? Him: I do. Me: I really need all the support I can get man Him: Well *Hugs* Me: So what do you think about it? Him: idk lol i dont like pills myself but if u wanna go straight u shouldent need pills Me: What do you mean? Him: i dont like pills u said u on meds o,o Me: Yea and I need the pills to go straight Him: lol well thats wrong but w/e your life :] Me: How is it Wrong? This could be the cure! Him:u know wut im talking about i knwo your not dumb x] its just wrong to need piulls to be straight lol Me: So your saying I should be straight magically? Him: no if u wanna be straight just put your mind to be straight i guess idk if your born to be gay your gay lol.why not just be bi? It's a win, win. Me: Cause there isn't pills and therapy to be Bi... Him: o,o... Me: Well I'm late for therapy I gtg...
Wow..it's like those pills for alcoholism..."If there was a pill that let me drink like a normal person I'd get smashed every night!"
