People's Reactions

You're black? But your post seems like it comes from a white chick!

Jokes aside, I was diagnosed with Tourette's syndrome as a kid and got similar responses. "you don't look disabled."

Truth is I think that diagnosis was wrong since I don't display any of the symptoms anymore and it's not something you grow out off.

One doctor said it could have been childhood stress that showed similar symptoms.

It's surprising how narrow minded the world really is.

 

I'm mixed race
But you look white!

I'm half Irish
You're too dark!

I'm an atheist
But you're so nice!

I'm Bisexual
So what, you're gay?

-_- Yupp

 

XD Ikr?

Oh, and

Metal is one of my favourite music genres! I like pretty much everyth-
So you're a Satanist?
No :L I'm an Atheist actually, not that that matter-
Oh same thing then

 

You give blood? But you're a bitch?

 

Im bi racial

*but you look Latin
*so do you feel black or white?
*you like rock music? That's weird

im gay

*are you sure?
*but you don't act like a girl
*omg do you watch sex and the city?
*how can you do this to your parents?
*do you say fabulous a lot? (I wanted to bitch slap her)

after meeting my bf

*whos the man in the relationship?
*are you top or bottom?
*you guys must have sex everyday

after finding out about my job(which reactions annoy me the most)

*wow you're really smart for blue collar type work
*do you make a lot of money?(wtf who asks that to ANYone)

the winner is...
*you dress really nice for someone that does blue collar work... Well you are gay though

 

I cut my arm
- What? I don't believe you! Show me the cuts for proof.
I listen to classical music
- Why not Nikki Monaj or JB? They rock! Classical music sounds boring and old!
I don't like the taste of meat
- Meat rocks! Try this half pound burger.
I'm gay
- We already knew that

All true reactions

 

I'm a Vegan.

Can you still eat potatoes?

 

Ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village, a title that isn't in English for once!

I have wanted to get my hair highlighted red for such a longtime now, but whenever I bring it up I always get ridiculed. Although I may act emo, I don't want to fall into the sterotypes, so I never got highlights. I'm surprised they haven't called me emo over other things, though. I mean, I have the hair, dark clothes, cuts, and everything. Maybe its because im feminine, but I don't know how that would work.

 

I have Celiac disease, so I have to be gluten free. If I eat gluten I get sick for weeks.
I ordered ice cream cake, so you can just eat the ice cream.
I know there are noddles in the soup, but you can just eat the sausage.
Well just try a bite, it won't kill you.
Can you at least have potatoes?
Just take the bread off the sandwich and eat the meat.
Some people will just never understand the concept of cross contamination!

I'm gay
I thought teachers couldn't be gay.
But you dated a guy for awhile.
But you have long hair.

 

I'm red/green colorblind
Them: What's this green?
Me: Green...
Them: So your not colorblind-
Me: I knew you were going to say that.

I'm bisexual
Them: I really like you, but I wish you weren't gay.
Me: WUTHUPTCH- who said I was gay!?

I like having long hair and I enjoy it when it covers my eyes sometimes, I like wearing black
Them: You don't have any piercings.
Me: ....Imma make you have piercings!

I like heavy/dirty electro music (who would have known!?)
Them: Your skin is too clean to look like a crack junkie
Me: Thanks I guess.

---------- Post added 9th Jan 2013 at 08:02 PM ----------

I love that reaction!!! :roflmao:

 

I'm bisexual.
-You're either straight or gay, there's no in between.
-Does that mean you like me or something?
-Knew it ;D
(last one was from one of my best friends)

I watch anime.
-Cool, I do too.
-Oh, you're one of those weirdos who wants to be Japanese?
(last one got me seriously annoyed)

I'm good with kids.
-I don't believe you.
-Huh.

 

I'm a vegetarian. (I was a strict vegetarian for 2 years)

So do you have to eat turkey bacon then?

I'm gay.

Are you like... practicing to be more flamboyant?

 

Would I sound really stupid if I asked who JB is/are?

Also,
I'm English

But... You don't have a common/posh accent! *confusion*

I like wearing black

Oh Lexie, you're so emo. Do you cut yourself too? *laughs*

*in my head* Yeah, actually.

My brother died 5 years ago

why aren't you crying? Are you some heartless bitch?

I like punk.

But... You don't have a stupid haircut.

---------- Post added 10th Jan 2013 at 04:50 PM ----------

Oh, and

I'm an atheist

If you say you don't believe in god, I'm going to beat you up after school.

A boy actually said this to me once in front of a whole class full of people, and the teacher said nothing.

 

I'm kid of mad at myself for knowing who he is in the first place, JB stands for Justin Bieber. I despise his music and every other modern singer of today.

---------- Post added 9th Jan 2013 at 11:57 PM ----------

As usual, all of my responses to the vegetarian question ends up like teaching monkeys quantum mechanics. Another dumb thing I got from telling people I don't eat meat is listed:

- You aren't vegetarian, you are eating cake which contains eggs and milk

- Why haven't you told me this before? This changes EVERYTHING!

- Really? Me too! ( All said while he was eating chicken nuggets )

- You can't be, I've seen you eat bread

- So you can't ride horses?

- Don't worry, I won't tell people you're gay ( this one really annoyed me, mainly because the person who said this didn't know I was really gay )

 

I'm kid of mad at myself for knowing who he is in the first place, JB stands for Justin Bieber. I despise his music and every other modern singer of today.

Thank you! I had a total blank moment, though admittedly, most pop music these dys makes me feel like my ears are bleeding...