So I was just busy flipping a sh*t a few minutes ago but now that I have this all sorted out I find the whole situation hilarious. So I decided to order a vibrator and some lube from amazon. I have been thinking about getting a dildo for a while. Penetration isn't my deal but I feel like a vibrating dildo is a nice thing for a lesbian to have around just in case.. anyways.. I decided that I wanted to buy it very discretely. I don't want my roommates cracking jokes and stuff when they see I have a package from dildosRus. So I decide to buy it from amazon and get some coffee and other stuff I need so that it isn't suspicious. So I go ahead and make a big order and request they put it all in the same package. A few hours later it dawns on me that I don't have my new address on amazon. I was standing in my room and I completely froze...I must have shipped it to my old apartment. Where my very conservative friends who think I'm a "good christian girl" live. My life is over. If they open that package... I seriously thought I was going to have a heart attack. When I stopped shaking enough to type I went online and tried to see if I could cancel the order. It was then that I saw the actual shipping address and I wanted to die. :eek:The package was being shipped to my PARENTS HOME. :tears:My parents are insanely conservative and the only sex life they think exists for me is waiting till i marry a man some day! To make matters worse my mom goes through any package I have shipped there even when it has my name on it. So I go to change the address and for some reason I can't. Right now I am freaking out and all I want to do is cry. :tears:I then try to cancel the order. I just got an email saying the order was canceled. I am so lucky I checked before tomorrow. If I hadn't thought of this sooner I would have been seriously f#cked. Imagine if my parents had gotten it? What would I have done? What would you do if you were in that situation? oh well it's a funny story now. I'm just glad my parents didn't end up will my pink dildo and flavored lube. :eusa_doh:
That would have been very awkward if your parents had received your order! Good thing amazon has a cancel button
lmfao I love how the first thing everyone asks is what flavor the lube was. I think it was strawberry. lol.
I'm really glad you got it sorted, and I presume re-ordered to your correct address. Made me smile reading that!
I had my had over my mouth and was bright red that whole time. That would have been mortifying even in the best case. I'm glad for you that you were able to stop that from going to them.
god i would have DIED if that happened to me, i want to buy one but am going to wait till i make a pay pall account and have moved out first
close call. only i did not have a near miss. my mom found a dildo in my room once :icon_redf I instinctavly said. umm its not mine. lol fail
Well, I can easily relate. I went home for Christmas, and went to the sex shop with friends. They were pressuring me to buy something, so I said I would if someone else did. Well, of course, they bought "Who is the biggest slut?", a board game. So I calmly selected two videos (buy one get second 1/2 off) and when I got home that night I realized something. I cannot hide these anywhere, because there is nowhere safe from parents or younger brother. So I look at my shelves beside my bed, and think to myself, 'Baby blanket. Yes, but the bag between the folds.' (Brown paper bag) Little did I know, we were moving the shelves out the next day. So I'm lying in bed, asleep, when I wake up to my door opening. Mind you, I sleep with nothing on. So when my mom walks in and starts moving things, I begin to panic. I can't get up and grab the blanket, so I hope she won't notice. But of course, being a mother, as soon as she picked up the blanket she pulls out the bag. "What is this?" Me: Stuff. "What kind of stuff?" Me: My stuff. "What KIND of stuff?" Me: Movies? A long awkward pause as she is holding my bag with two porn DVDs in one hand and a baby blanket in the other. Then, she looks at me, and simply says "In a baby blanket? Really?" I almost died if embarrassment
