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TyraBanksIsFierce · 1st Mar 2008, 02:53 AM

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Earthquakes are caused by gays - MPBy staff writers
February 22, 2008 11:18am

AN Israeli politician has blamed a spate of recent earthquakes in the Middle East on gays

Shlomo Benizri of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party said the only way to prevent the earthquakes was for parliament to stop liberalising laws concerning homosexuals, AP reported.

“Why do earthquakes happen? One of the reasons is the things to which the Knesset (parliament) gives legitimacy, to sodomy,'' Mr Benizri said.

Mr Benizri said earthquake damage could be avoided if the parliament stopped “passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes''.

Two earthquakes originating in Lebanon have shaken Israel in the past week. The first occurred two days after the Israeli attorney-general ruled that same-sex couples could adopt children.

In recent years, Israeli courts have ruled that the government must recognise sex-sex marriages performed abroad and grant gay couples inheritance rights.

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sngl · 1st Mar 2008, 02:57 AM

Extremist parties like that exist everywhere, but they can't stop us lol.
I had a good laugh reading that too

CrimsonThunder · 1st Mar 2008, 03:01 AM

Dammit thats why earthquakes have only started happening in the last few years.

Some people are really fucking retarded.

1st Mar 2008, 03:32 AM

This Israeli politician said nothing new.... suprisingly Byzantine Emperor Justinian I , in his novel no. 77 (dating 559 AD) was the first to declare that Sodom's sin(referring to the city of sodom in the bible) had been specifically same-sex activities and the desire for them and was illegal and sinful.

He did this in order to create homosexual scapegoats for recent earthquakes and other disasters of his time, but most of all to enact anti-homosexual laws that he then used upon personal as well as political opponents in case he could not prove them guilty of anything else.

heatqueen · 1st Mar 2008, 04:26 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's hilarious!! It doesn't even make sense lol...do we have some kind of hidden power that magically causes the tectonic plates to move or something??

Paul_UK · 1st Mar 2008, 04:27 AM

If we are that powerful no wonder they want to suppress us!

1st Mar 2008, 05:10 AM

Wow...that guy must be like really stupid. Does he not know that earthquakes are caused by tectonic plates shifting under the earths crust? But wow...I think it's sad people think like this...in 2008!

Miaplacidus · 1st Mar 2008, 05:43 AM

Hmmm... next time I'll remember not to get so carried on....

1st Mar 2008, 08:19 AM

Wot? how did they arrive at gays causing earthquakes? do they think we all start stamping are feet around there countries at the same time or somethin? lol

Pepsi · 1st Mar 2008, 08:28 AM

Thats funny, Do we also make tornados?

**Martin** · 1st Mar 2008, 08:35 AM

Hmmm, i would love to see the proof of that. I wonder how he connected an earthquake to gays. Foolio.

step49x · 1st Mar 2008, 08:45 AM

I don't think that all gays have that power, just the Middle Eastern ones.

Note to self: Don't make Middle Eastern gays angry

puppysquisher · 1st Mar 2008, 09:06 AM

LOL
that made my day

Wander · 1st Mar 2008, 10:11 AM

I was just reminded of this...

Because if you want to send the message that gays are evil, don't mysteriously kill them all or burn down the houses of those that support them, send earthquakes!

greg · 1st Mar 2008, 11:01 PM

WOW is there anything that we cant do? greg

Mahnokay · 1st Mar 2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

Thats funny, Do we also make tornados?

xD Nice one.

Tokarov · 1st Mar 2008, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

Thats funny, Do we also make tornados?

No Gays dont make tornados...transexuals do. DUH! (SARCASM)

That guy is a friggen idiot, but i got a REALLY GOOD Laugh outta that.

divadarya · 1st Mar 2008, 11:21 PM

Yeah...the funny thing was that one of the sections of New Orleans spared during Katrina was the French Quarter, where all the depravity happens and women flash their tits, and Algiers, where all the Gays live. Maybe He's telling them they'd better pass those laws or ELSE!!

Fox · 1st Mar 2008, 11:52 PM

Oh please it's quite simple really. Considering LBGT people are on the whole sexier than their straight counterparts, our sexiness leaks into the crust, causes the plates to dance a sexy dance, therefore causing more Earthquakes. Israel has hit it straight on.

(Can we sense the sarcasm here?)

Grof142007 · 2nd Mar 2008, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Fox

Oh please it's quite simple really. Considering LBGT people are on the whole sexier than their straight counterparts, our sexiness leaks into the crust, causes the plates to dance a sexy dance, therefore causing more Earthquakes. Israel has hit it straight on.

(Can we sense the sarcasm here?)

Kudos

1st Mar 2008, 02:57 AM	#2
sngl Trance Fan #1 Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Almost everyone Location: Romania Age: 25 Posts: 784 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Extremist parties like that exist everywhere, but they can't stop us lol. I had a good laugh reading that too __________________

1st Mar 2008, 03:01 AM	#3
CrimsonThunder Seventh Son of a Seventh Son Full Member Gender: Boy Orientation: Bi Out Status: Friends, Work, Whoever knows Location: South Australian! Posts: 3,536 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Dammit thats why earthquakes have only started happening in the last few years. Some people are really fucking retarded. __________________ Biggest car buff around.

1st Mar 2008, 03:32 AM	#4
Bevo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ This Israeli politician said nothing new.... suprisingly Byzantine Emperor Justinian I , in his novel no. 77 (dating 559 AD) was the first to declare that Sodom's sin(referring to the city of sodom in the bible) had been specifically same-sex activities and the desire for them and was illegal and sinful. He did this in order to create homosexual scapegoats for recent earthquakes and other disasters of his time, but most of all to enact anti-homosexual laws that he then used upon personal as well as political opponents in case he could not prove them guilty of anything else.

1st Mar 2008, 04:26 AM	#5
heatqueen Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,706 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's hilarious!! It doesn't even make sense lol...do we have some kind of hidden power that magically causes the tectonic plates to move or something?? __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Co-founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club...and the lesbians.

1st Mar 2008, 04:27 AM	#6
Paul_UK Former Empty Closets Admin Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bournemouth, UK Age: 47 Posts: 13,155 Join Date: Nov 2004	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ If we are that powerful no wonder they want to suppress us! __________________ Paul

1st Mar 2008, 05:10 AM	#7
Latinokid Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Wow...that guy must be like really stupid. Does he not know that earthquakes are caused by tectonic plates shifting under the earths crust? But wow...I think it's sad people think like this...in 2008!

1st Mar 2008, 05:43 AM	#8
Miaplacidus Cheshire Cat Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayer than not Out Status: Everyone who asks Location: Atlantida, Uruguay Age: 22 Posts: 5,093 Join Date: Feb 2007	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Hmmm... next time I'll remember not to get so carried on.... __________________ We are all mad here.

1st Mar 2008, 08:19 AM	#9
JWAD Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Wot? how did they arrive at gays causing earthquakes? do they think we all start stamping are feet around there countries at the same time or somethin? lol

1st Mar 2008, 08:28 AM	#10
Pepsi R-Y-R-Y Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Completely Out Location: Staten Island, NYC Age: 20 Posts: 4,348 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Thats funny, Do we also make tornados? __________________ "I'm not that typical baby. I'm a bad kid like my mom and dad made me. I'm not that cool and you hate me. I'm a bad kid, that's the way that they made me" - GAGA

1st Mar 2008, 08:35 AM	#11
Martin EC's Red Queen EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,047 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Hmmm, i would love to see the proof of that. I wonder how he connected an earthquake to gays. Foolio. __________________ The blue whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons during sexual intercourse, but only 10 gallons enters the female. Do you still wonder why the sea tastes salty?

1st Mar 2008, 08:45 AM	#12
step49x EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Anyone who cares Location: Michigan, USA Age: 24 Posts: 1,051 Join Date: Aug 2006	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ I don't think that all gays have that power, just the Middle Eastern ones. Note to self: Don't make Middle Eastern gays angry

1st Mar 2008, 09:06 AM	#13
puppysquisher Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: In my own shell... Location: Ottawa Age: 20 Posts: 18 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ LOL that made my day __________________ "God was a dream of good government."

1st Mar 2008, 10:11 AM	#14
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ I was just reminded of this... Because if you want to send the message that gays are evil, don't mysteriously kill them all or burn down the houses of those that support them, send earthquakes!

1st Mar 2008, 11:01 PM	#15
greg Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Location: Warburton, 70 km East of Melbourne Aust. Age: 53 Posts: 115 Join Date: Apr 2007	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ WOW is there anything that we cant do? greg

1st Mar 2008, 11:21 PM	#18
divadarya Warrior Princess Full Member Gender: MTF Transsexual Orientation: Trans/heteroish(I like men) Out Status: Some people Location: Native Los Angeleno, California Age: 60 Posts: 321 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Yeah...the funny thing was that one of the sections of New Orleans spared during Katrina was the French Quarter, where all the depravity happens and women flash their tits, and Algiers, where all the Gays live. Maybe He's telling them they'd better pass those laws or ELSE!! __________________ "I was as pure as the driven snow, but I drifted...." Mae West I am more than my Gender, or the clothes that I wear....

1st Mar 2008, 11:52 PM	#19
Fox Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 23 Posts: 56 Join Date: Dec 2006	Re: Apparently we are the cause of earthquakes... =/ Oh please it's quite simple really. Considering LBGT people are on the whole sexier than their straight counterparts, our sexiness leaks into the crust, causes the plates to dance a sexy dance, therefore causing more Earthquakes. Israel has hit it straight on. (Can we sense the sarcasm here?)