So today I had to go to a specialist/doctor because my testosterone level was determined to be low. I figured it would be a "discuss the results" appointment with the possibility of a prescription being made. As it turns out, while that did happen, the doctor also wanted to examine my testicles. It was in this moment that panic overtook me and I remembered that I had put on a leopard print thong this morning :/ Now I know that most doctors have "seen it all" but when I dropped my slacks he was still momentarily taken aback. His eyes got huge and he had to gather himself for a moment to do the exam. After that the appointment was pretty much over and as I was leaving he still seemed kinda out of sorts and he gave me this look of "wow....that guy was super gay." I know a lot of detail probably got lost in the story but now that I've had time to process it was too funny to not share
haha that's awesomely awkward. Sorry you had to experience that but I'm glad you found the humor in it.
I can't imagine why any man, woman or alien would every want to wear a thong. But if I had to, it would be for this very moment.
Actually, one secret and slightly awkward benefit of wearing a thong or g-string--because your butt-cheeks are held slightly apart, your farts don't make any noise. OP: Priceless! Poor doctor, trying to keep a professional face, haha.
Honestly, I get amused when a doctor gets uncomfortable about something, and I think your story is great. I once went for one of those basic work physicals that takes about 5 minutes. The nurse took me into the room and said "Take off all your clothes and put this gown on." So I did so. Then the (female) doctor came in, started the exam, went to lift up the gown and went "OH! You don't have underwear on!." And I went "Well, the nurse said to take everything off, so I did." And the doctor said "Well, what are we going to do?" And I said "I'm sure there's nothing there you haven't seen before so I could care less." At which point she went "Oh, ok." And went on with the exam.... but it really surprised me how shocked she apparently was.
Omg I remember I had to have my junk examined oh it was so embarrassing the doctor was really cute and I was about 16 and at that point I was questioning any ways..... I got a boner it was so embarrassing OMG I didn't know what to do he said it wasn't the first time that has happened I'm like UGHHH NOOOOO
Hahahaha i like the fact that he actually bulged his eyes looking at your underwear instead if the testicles. Or was it both? anywho thanks for the laugh!
