Your Weridest Public Toliet Experence

I dunno if you could call this weird but, when I worked in a cinema, a customer just came up to me and said "some kid is flooding the male toilets". I was like "WTF?" so I ran in there and found one of the urinals clogged with toilet roll and the floor covered in like a couple CM of water. Spent like 30 mins mopping it all up. :dry:

Never saw who did it otherwise I would have fucking had them up before the managment.

Public toilets are a place I try to visit as little as possible.

 

LOL. Who apologizes? Let 'er rip.

I remember as a kid, when I was in the stall, these 2 guys were yelling to each other back and forth very LOUDLY "I'm going to pee more than you".

Man, I hate public bathrooms.

 

A guy and a girl going at it in the toilet. It was pretty obvious by the moving stall and the sex sounds coming out of it. This was in Glasgow, where apparently that sort of stuff is normal.

British people are seriously the craziest people in the world. Before I get attacked by them: you're also the most fun to hang out with, you're my favorites!

 

I caught a guy in a Wal-Mart bathroom trying to use a mirror to peek at me. I kicked it out of his hand and smashed with my foot before leaving the stall, and just getting some hand sanitizer as to avoid meeting the creep

 

I was going to use the toilet in the cinema and just as i was passing a stall one woman let rip really loudly and it took me by surprise so i shouted/sqealed oh my god really loudly making the women walkiing behind me laugh as i hurried to the other side of the room.

 

I'm not from Glasgow but that's news to me! :lol:

And TY I guess.

 

One of my workmates told me about one time a customer did a number 2 in a sock then swung it around in a stall. Gotta feel sorry for whoever cleaned that up.

 

At a movie theater there were one-way mirrors on the doors to the bathroom stalls. I could see the rest of the room like there was no door there at all. It was really weird and I ended up not being able to go :dry:

 

I walked into a department store restroom where two men in separate stalls were quite literally whistling a duet. I have no idea if they knew each other or planned it, but it took every bit of my strength not to burst into laughter.

 

I don't have any stories of my own as I try to avoid public toilets, buut my male friends used to go to the school's bathroom all together in the afternoon to do number two (yeah like 4/5 guys, each one at a stall). They considered that a ritual and bonding time.
And there were times, they told me, that a toddler would go in the bathroom and they would ALL open the stall at the same time and say 'Hey! How are you doing?" so it must have been a traumatizing experience for those kids hahaha

 

OMG!!!:roflmao: Brilliant!!!!

 

A friend and I had a farting contest in the toilet once.

Can't remember who won...

 

Oh you! :rolle:

 

I saw someone peeing in the sink at school... and he had clogged the toilets with toilet paper rolls, cardboard rolls and all... gross, I know.

 

We stopped at a rest area while on the way to visit my sister back in... September? Anyway, I go in, go into the stall, and then like a minute later, someone knocks on the stall, (sounded like he was like 60-70), whispered "Nobody needs to know." then walked out of the bathroom.

I was so confused, and still am to this day.

 

Long story short, this guy thought I was his son, so he started yelling at me while I was in the stall and all of a sudden I hear "Dad?" And then the man goes "...........let's go son."

 

Someone told me I had awesome shoes in the stall next to mine.. xD

 

I remember walking into a Kum & Go bathroom while on my way to my relatives. There was a little boy with a coloring book lying down on the bathroom floor while his dad peed. I can't even imagine sitting on that floor....