sometimes i think spam email is an artform

ameliawesome · Jan 27, 2013

i always check my spam folder before i empty it, because sometimes it contains nonspam. firstly, i read the statement below (boxed in red) and my immediate reaction was "why am i getting anti-lgbt spam?!?!?!?!"

i'm guessing it's really about viagra or something, but it also sounds like some kind of bigotry.

and wow the one above it is really irritating! i actually read it:

Excerpt from Muad'Dib's January 7th, 2013 Critical Mass Radio interview:

...They used a poster child for this to get everybody's sympathy and to get everybody's emotions up so that they could hopefully bring in a gun ban. They used a little poster child, a little blonde-haired blue-eyed six year old girl. She was the face, the poster child. She was supposedly killed along with the other 19 six year olds and seven year olds at Sandy Hook. Three days later Obama was there doing a photo op and she's sitting on his knee. She's supposed to be dead, used as a poster child, this little girl died - she's sitting on Obama's knee three days later. The same little girl.

And then they have her parents interviewed. It shows that they're all actors. It never really happened, because the guy that was supposedly her dad, is shown in the video where he's to the side and he's laughing and joking with other people and then he's called up in front of the camera. He's off to the left. Then he's called to the center, to the focus of the camera to be interviewed and to give his speech about Sandy Hook and about his daughter. And he goes from on the side from laughing and joking with everybody, he comes up to the center and ... he takes the joking, smiling face off and you can see him physically trying to force his face to look sad and then he starts talking about how his daughter's been killed. They're actors. There were no bodies.

It was a made for TV drama to try to ram through the gun control laws, because they want to kill the American people and they can't kill armed people. That's why Hitler disarmed the Germans, it's why Stalin disarmed the Russians, it's why chairman Mao disarmed the Chinese and they killed between them something like 120 million of their own people. And that's what they want to do in America and they can't do it because the people have the Second Amendment and they have guns. So they have to do all of this, and they'll keep doing it. There will be more incidents like this, which are made for television, until they manage to persuade the American people to give up their guns. And then they'll start killing the Americans. Because the Americans are the only people stopping them from doing what they want to do already. They know they can't put their next phase, which is reducing the world's population, they can't put that phase into operation whilst the Americans have got millions
of guns.

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lol "muad'dib." some nerdy jerk is trying to start a conspiracy theory. awesome.

last time i posted about spam email it was all about sexy ladies wanting to meet me because they think i'm a hot guy. apparently i still get the usual drug adverts and love nonsense (christian mingle!), but now right-wing conspiracy theories written by trolls? who does this stuff? i'm kinda impressed by their dedication to spam.

OMGWTFBBQ · Jan 27, 2013

All selling boner pills until proven otherwise, l say.

Spyware makes me laugh this same way though. Once one of those survey spyware ads popped up for me on a site l had no business being on icon_redf) and it had what looked like the YouTube logo.

The old one, l think a black and white You and then the red Tube in the wonky rectangle.

So it looked like a legit YT survey. But it said:

ThankYou

And it just made me lol forever.

ameliawesome · Jan 27, 2013

lol spyware pop-ups are pretty funny when they're not obnoxiously in the way.

i get a lot of fake youtube spam that's trying to trick me into changing my email address or something. i am sure it's fake because when i did read it the letter was so poorly written and did not even try to look legit, haha. i'm pretty sure i remember reading at the end "signed, YouTube."

OMGWTFBBQ · Jan 27, 2013

Lmao

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