Those Awkward Moments

There was one time where i came home and got on the computer then all the sudden this big blonde with huge breasts on the screen and since my dad blames me for everything , i wrote a page letter explaining what i saw and saying i didn't do anything so then he came home and he read the letter and looked at me and said "i know you didn't do it , it was me" and i was like "nice"

another time , my dad walked in my room while i was naked and i slammed the door in his finger

then one other time , he kinda caught me masturbating ......that was really fucking awkward

wow....i have bad luck ....i need to be more carefull

 

i stayed in my room for quite a while haha

 

how nice. hahaha

there is this girl in my class ans she is so attractive and i kept looking at her and so then she asked me a question and i was like "uh , uh oh yeah...no i dont a phone"

 

hahaha.

i've been dying to talk to that girl but i cant bring myself to move any haha

 

Oh Awkward! That's a feeling I am ultra-familiar with!

I regularly forget my name when gorgeous women talk to me. So, that happens pretty frequently.

When I was 5 I got pantsed on the play-ground.

I accidentally flashed my straight guy friends my tits once. And believe it or not, I was sober.

I walked in on my parents having anal sex once.

Pick any conversation I have with my roommates. Any one at all. I know way too much about guys and their dangly bits and bowel movements.

And then there was that time someone slipped me ecstacy at a party. I don't remember what happened, but apparently it was epic as shit and no-one will tell me about it.

 

OMFG this has almost happened to me a few times. It's the worst!



At work last summer a girl came in and asked if we had a public bathroom. It's private because the septic system is kinda old and weird. But she was gorgeous and had really pretty eyes so I kind of forgot about that for a second.:eusa_doh:

Which lead to this rambly rambling: "Umm yeah, yes-I mean yes, umm no. No, we don't. But I'll make an exception for you."

Kind of saved it at the end, but still awkward.

 

So I know I'm gay at the time of this story, and my mom & sister where on vacation. I am at home with my brother and dad. Dad decides we should go out to dinner, and says we'll go to Hooters. I'm gay, but at the time, nobody knew.
I kept trying to subtly hint that I did not want to be there, and I almost told him I was gay.



...and I forgot the leftovers. That was the awkward part.

 

Ok so my old man had headed off to pick my mum up from the airport where she worked until late night. A good 45-1 hour return journey.

Being the randy teen that I was, I thought it would be a great time to crack open the porno I borrowed from my mate and go where it takes me.

Lo and behold the next thing I know it's an hour and a half later and the extra loud bustling of my parents about the upstairs of the house jolted me into full awareness that my pants were round my ankles and I had subsequently passed out after a whack off session

But it doesnt end there, oh no. I thought I had gotten away scott-free and actually went out and greeted my mum as usually. All seemed fine so the night ended. The next day when my old man and I were on our way out in the car he awkwardly got into the conversation of how masterbation is a natural thing and nothing to be embarrassed about, however, I needed to consider the fact that my mother didn't take to well to walking in my room to find her son comatose and naked as the day he was born!

...........dare I say, if you could see me blush, you would have then

 

This was in 9th grade. I had still not come to terms with the idea of having a fetish for feet being mostly normal, and at the time was surrounded by girls in sandals. I was checking out this one girl in my Latin class, and she caught me looking. She just grinned and flexed her toes a little, saying shyly, "Why are you staring at my feet?" I just turned away and was probably bright red. Hindsight says I should have owned up to it and complimented her, but I didn't really like her in that way.

 

Well winter of 09 I was in Gatlinberg, TN and Up the mountain where the ice skate rink and where the ski lift is I went to the bathroom to pee. This old queen who looked like Uncle Fester off of the Adams Family walked up to the urineal next to me and put both hands on top of the divider and looked over at me peeing. He said Ouuuu sooooo bigggggg! Their was a line of guys behind us in the restroom. Well the guys waiting got really upset as well as I did. I ran out the door to my boyfriend in hesterics about it. Over the next half hour or so guys kept pointing me out and I heard several talking about it. I insisted my BF take me out of there. I never saw the wierd-o again and have never been so embarised.

 

My whole life is an awkward moment.

 

Well, this happened on New Year, I was talking to my friend and we were there lazing around after eating too much and he asked me to browse something for him (can't remember what) so I opened Google on my ipod and I forgot that when you search anything, it shows the last search you did, so when I was about to write (with him beside me), it showed like 4/5 searches for gay porn (anal sex/ gay porn/ hentai/ etc).
'-'
I just didn't die out of embarassement cause we're friends for years.
Being clumsy I'm used to awkward moments (falling, stuttering, etc) but some (like this one) are way too much. I hate the most way I'm caught into something I'm not supposed to be doing.

 

I have locked all these moments away the best I can, and if one comes out, cringe. I'm not one who takes embarrassing moments well. I guess it's good they don't happen too often.

 

You sound very healthy, this shouldn't be considered bad, but great instead.:eusa_clap Can't understand why people get mad when you deny alcohol/cigarrets/etc politely. Is it so hard to understand some people simply don't like it or don't want to?

 

My mom found my stack of condoms that i hid in my pillow cover and she like stared at me for about 5 minutes, didn't say a word.

Oh and one time i was masturbating and my little brother came barging in my room and I grabbed my shorts and explained to him that i was putting medicine on it...