How do I join the Illuminati?

I think you can just ask them. The waiting list is kinda long but if you're patient enough you'll make it. It will help your case to make the hand symbol on camera as much as possible to build your illuminati portfolio.

 

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

 

I heard they don't like gays. Good luck in your endeavors.

 

l know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy...hehe.

YEAH, not so sure. l rec that you work your way into a secret org like Skull and Bones Society and make your nefarious connections from there

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lmao. yes l will 2nd this. sooner or later you will be detected and thus recruited.

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*that awkward moment when people won't understand you're being dry and reply to your thread seriously*

 

come to the dark side we have cookies:laugh: mwha ha ha ha ha ha

 

this. cheesecake if he really needs further convincing.

But who would need further convincing MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Well that clearly means that if you don't know how to join them, they must not want you as a member. Sorry, buddy.

 

And if you know, you need only ask.....

Harry Potter, for the win!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Seriously. I mean, I don't think an organization like this would have curbside meetings...but what do I know!

 

ha ha my brother said first you get a brown paper bag fill it half way with sand and place a candle in the sand light candle and display it outside
i died laughing he thinks i meant luminaria lol:roflmao:

 

A friend mentioned Lady Gaga was in it and I am very confused.

 

While I do believe there is a sort of "illuminati", I don't think they probably call themselves that. You don't "join"; you are invited. If you are a world power-player to begin with, they will take an interest in you, seeing mutual benefit in working with you. If not, oh well, you're a pawn. Doesn't mean you can't still take an interest.

 

Agreed.

 

I know the Illuminati is making zombies in Spain, because I saw it in the Res E 4 game, so I would suggest a trip to Spain. Try to find a rural village, somewhere not easily located and kind of in the bush. It has a castle nearby it, and a military base. Though that might be Illuminati who has branched out, because they`re kind of insane killers. But hey, if you`re desperate! Maybe they have more clues on other parts of the organization! Look for oddly behaving villagers who like to burn things. The village has a church too. It could help you locate it. And if you see the presidents daughter, do NOT try to rescue her, that chick is so totally annoying, she`ll scream your name over and over and over until you feel like your sanity would be better off if you just left her gagged and tied up.

Good luck, friend.

 

:bang::bang::help::help: I have given this far to much consideration

 

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein