So I'm a big fan of corny jokes. And I was hoping you guys could share some too. Here's today's favorite: Me: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? Friend: .... no Me: It's okay, he's "all-right" now. Okay everyone let's see what you got :icon_bigg
Ugh, I'm drawing a blank here. Quick! Someone get me Laffy Taffy! Ok. Ahem. Q: When does it rain money? A: When there is change in the weather. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef. Ahahaha.
"My friend has a world record for concussions, he lives very close. In fact, just a stones throw away." -Stewart Francis
My gf had dressed up nicely and was going to surprise me with dinner yesterday, but I got there a bit early and as I walked in she told me she had heated up the oven. I asked her if it was really such a good idea to walk around the kitchen naked, considering she has a room-mate. Apparently that was a corny one.
this is only for the true Chemistry/physics nerds: Person 1: Whats new? (nu) Person 2: v over lambda (v/λ) not funny at all
My old math teacher excelled at these... 1) You've been sharpening that pencil for a while now, I think we get the point. 2) If it doesn't make sense, it must make dollars. 3) Obviously you can't afford to PAY attention. There's a longer list, but they've escaped my mind from now.
lol i got another one ok ummm..... A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: "How much for a beer" The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, it's no charge."
Carbon Dating: Where half you been all my life? What do you get when you replace all of the carbons in a Benzene Ring with Iron? A Ferrous Wheel.
Mahatma Gandhi walk around every where bare foot, this had to produce impressive callouses on his feet. He also fasted quite a lot, which left him in frail, and also causes bad breath, put all of this information together and what do you get? are you ready for this? A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis
These are awesome everyone! Here's another: So my ex-wife keeps missing me. But her aim is getting better!
Shotgun weddings: a choice between wife and death ---------- Post added 8th Feb 2013 at 07:55 AM ---------- a coupla eskimos built a fire on their kayak,... it sank proving you cannot have your kayak and heat it too
