What's the stupidest thing you've heard all day?

A relative was watching "Cops" and a guy got busted for buying some small crack rock.

My relative responds with: "20 damn dollars for that tiny bit of crack?"

Yes, the druggie opted for a name brand instead of some bargain cocaine at the dollar store. :dry:

 

damn.... thats hard....

"i'm sick of you laying in bed" - my dad or "you never try"

well then ...if i must say , its stupid because im a junior in high school , not out having sex , doing drugs , skipping school ect.

i am doing my best ....i have a senior research paper to do....i have spanish 2 with a horrible teacher and i have chemistry in which ...i almost failed algebra 1

i am paying my 2 friends 50 each to do my homework in spanish and chemistry (one does spanish , the other chemistry) but im making it fair by ...having them do my homework when i really need them to which wont be every day

i need to pass english 3 or i wont graduate early

 

Nothing, because on weekends, I sit at home like the sloth I am and do nothing.

 

Anything that comes out of Glenn Healy's mouth (Canadian hockey fans will know who I'm talking about).

 

You too? I know that feel bro ;D

Stupidest thing....
"bisexuals are almost incapable of being in monogamous relationships. If they are, they are dissatisfied" - by a bisexual guy ><
Also,
"Does cheese grow on trees?" - my friend
LOL that was a goodie :roflmao:

 

Please also add anarchists, socialists, communists, and trade unionists to the list. Their murders should not be forgotten either.

Way to hurt our team...

Also, I haven't heard or read anything stupid yet, so I'll just pop over to the anonymous forum and be right back!

 

(*hug*)

That annoys me to death. If a parent has enough time to complain, they have enough time to try to help their child. Even if he considers you lazy, he raised you and if he sees an issue, it is his job to fix it.

 

Please tell me he wasn't serious...

 

Lol she was actually... she has her blonde moments

 

'I can organise some Kat if you want. Everyone dies sooner or later so might as well go out taking risk.' - girlfriend (Kat is a drug for those not familiar) (I also need to get a new relationship going and end this one)

 

I was amused by the assumption that something that stupid would have to come from a man. Still, I really want a cheese tree now.

 

Wow.

There was an image saying that every girl's body is beautiful and there were many replies saying, "No." :dry: Fortunately, I was reading it as printscreen images with "fuck you" replies (was also my reply).

 

That lesbians are attracted to every other female out there and are extremely sexual

It is very stupid to hear, but yet I hear it all too often. On the internet and in real life, even if people may not know I'm gay.

 

im not lazy...Anymore at least. ever since my ex came in my life , i've changed my ways....

i do my homeowork every night but studying...i've tried every method out there. it doesn't do shit for me.

he says i always try to get by and i never try hard enough but one thing i have to say to him when he says that is "fuck you" because your not home half the time and your not at school with me so i dont want to hear his shit....

fuck him. im sick of him putting me down half the time

 

"I'm going to read this whole chapter before going to bed tonight." - Me

 

I was pretty much sold on the stupidity of that from the words "I'm going to read..."

 

My cousin who's 14 saw me doing my history homework and asked "What's a constitution?" I literally wanted to slap my head. She passed U.S history too...