Crap...I've always liked my rather evenly sized arms...:icon_wink LOL...that was pretty good. :icon_bigg
That is hysterical. Also, I've kind of turned into some of those things listed since being in my current relationship. Oh boy lol.
^ Seriously? I see the girls around campus who are lezzies, all are stick figure vegans. They don't look fat, and both arms look just as wimpy. I must assume they are not drinking that much cuz alcohol increases belly fat, and they don't have any. And don't most of you ladies cry over everything anyways? I read that list doubting it is real but being so convinced once more I am a guy....that shit so aint me. (pocket broke and the texting thing happens to all couples)
Ehm, olympic crying? Sure, just like I did when I was single. Cry 24/7. It`s not like I have a job, or anything better to do. REM loss, that one I agree with! My GF snores Different sized arms? Not a problem, I use them both equally down there anyhow... Girl-sex is complicated! Chronic worrying and appologizing? Nope, that`s her job. I do use both arms afterall, it`s a little over the top to demand that I use my mind as well ...
Women struggle with DNA flaws that have mishaped our system. See, we lack the parts that men do. Like, a normal brain with standard brain functions. Instead we got huge emotion veins that go into our neural cortex, and half our brain is replaced with heart-muscle (the other half does motor-functions), also connected directly to our tear-sacks, so whenever there`s any kind of activity in our brain/heart-muscle, the tear-sacks are activated. The tear-sacks are also connected to our ears, which by the way are half-blocked, so we don`t hear much. We have to guess instead, and our rationalization center is connected with our lizard-brain, so everything we hear gets influenced by our lizard brain, which is why we are constantly over-reacting into hysterics when people speak near us and to us. It`s complicated stuff, which is why there are female doctors, who can specialize in treating our completely different system :icon_wink (just joking)
This is what I get to look forward to? Awesome! :eusa_danc I can't wait to have my own crying buddy! I better start practicing my Olympic training right now! :roflmao:
