So on my lunch break today my friend Sam ''lovely woman'' showed me something on her tablet it was a story about A guy in china who sent his girlfriend a bottle containing his own cum :roflmao::eek:. he was to embarrassed to tell her what it was .''it gets freakier'' she thought it was lotion spreads it on her face and notices a strange smell so she ask`d him what it was and called the police when she found out and he got fined and am assuming he also got dumped ... I wont mention what Sam said she would do to him Its not nice and she`s the kind that would actually do it . I doubt anyone would go through such length`s for me if they did then I might follow Sams advice :badgrin: