... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a flange.

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

are they gay or straight? lol

 

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Wow. I can't say that wanting to update Twitter is a thought that would ever cross my mind in that situation...

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

I've been laughing at this all day.

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

That is too funny!

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

this is just to funny:roflmao: he really should have used lub . it also surprised me how meany
people find themselves in the same situation at that hospital I must be sick or something
the only reason I read all the tweets is to see the photo of the dildo shoved up his arse .:badgrin:

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

I was thinking of doing the same in order to experience what gay sex is like... Until I read this.

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

Lol me too :roflmao:

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

I wonder if he had some sort of "chemical assistance" in the form of street drugs to be that relaxed about the whole event. But Chip did say it was a vibrator and it was buzzing away the whole time, over seven hours. Who knows? I may have just laid there and enjoyed the whole show myself. :lol: Also sounds like the makings of a great TV battery commercial with that little pink bunny beating his drum and walking around inside some dude's butt. :roflmao:

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

Haha the whole story gave me a good laugh xD

 

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Hahahah what

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

I am laughing so hard right now. Lol, I wonder if this is some sort of subliminal warning to me

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

I really care about sexual health, so it's pretty hard for me to laugh at this. I cannot emphasize enough for anyone else even thinking about using a vegetable, test tube, or whatever as a sex toy, just don't do it.

Use something engineered for the purpose.

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

Wow... Is there anything else to say?

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

Why would he even tweet the happenings of such an event? People these days, I'd be more worried about the fact I have a private toy up my butt that won't turn off.


...but it is kind of funny.

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

Lol, now why would somebody want to publicise the fact that they'd got something lodged in their arsehole?

I remember watching Bizarre ER one day, and one of the doctors on there said he had a woman in who had a rolled up photo of Barry Manilo stuck up her flue. I mean seriously?

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

Yes just yes.

 

Re: ... and here is why you never stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a fla

*busta rhymes voice* "dildo in your ass grease"